Legalizing marijuana was a first step in annexing canada

annex China USA

finland surprisingly has the most guns out of any euro country

I want eastern and western canada to separate. Thats the dream

no lie

i mean no one thought old mate vlad would annex Crimea

Y'all wanna hear a true story about the time my backyard was invaded by a rogue emu?

finland won the war with russia

The Finnish still lost the Winter War

legit madlads

US should get their shit together and kick the commie out

Because I'm telling it anyway

They lost 26% of their GDP

Russia still beat finland, it's just forgotten because finland's is a moral victory

Poland, step up.

canada actually is a lot like russia

Germany's clearly rearming.

As long as we leave the Finns and the Swiss alone they are too strong for conventional war.

I was a young lad of 14 when the emu invaded

South Karelia was ceded to the Soviet Union

I was woken up by my dad telling me to get up and come downstairs because I had to see something

Sweden probably second easiest scandinavian country to invade

My dad was the kind of dad jokes, and so I was skeptical

kek

new caledonia? wat?

more guns per 100 than 100 ppl

4chan joke

lmao based usa

let's remake the Roman Empire

and make me your Emperor

Denmark is probably the easiest scandi followed by Norway

Imperium Romanum

no anime fag can be the emperor

Eventually he said I needed to come see the emu. At this point I figured he was at least making enough effort that it would at least be a good joke

idk norway was easy as fuck for the nazis

at least I am not a Panda Reject XD

same with denmark though

denmark doesn't exist