Message from @momoneymoproblems
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Denmark is probably the easiest scandi followed by Norway
Imperium Romanum
no anime fag can be the emperor
Eventually he said I needed to come see the emu. At this point I figured he was at least making enough effort that it would at least be a good joke
idk norway was easy as fuck for the nazis
at least I am not a Panda Reject XD
same with denmark though
denmark doesn't exist
they're just swedes with funny accents
Denmark was not even mobilized from what I recall
So I went downstairs and lo and behold, there was indeed a big ass emu standing in our back yard in suburban MD
It's a bit like belgium, everyone thinks they're there but they aint
did u kill it with fire?
belgium is not a real country
Cassowaries are worse
nope
Nope, I watched it for a minute
aggressive fuckers
But then
Out of nowhere
it's only on Papua not in Java lol
A white blur came racing out of the woods
panda reject
It was my cat, Cain.
u
it hurts
Trying to take down an emu
:[
XD
And that emu hauled ass away from a cat
We later found out that apparently there was an emu farm nearby and that one had escaped
kill it with fire
Why someone had an emu farm is a question that keeps me awake at night to this day
make a grilled chicken
out of it
I mean Emu
aint nobody got a spider farm but here we are
i got hyped up, gonna invade koalas now
naah Koala are lazy bums
fucking hate when americans say koala bear