Germany's clearly rearming.

As long as we leave the Finns and the Swiss alone they are too strong for conventional war.

I was a young lad of 14 when the emu invaded

South Karelia was ceded to the Soviet Union

I was woken up by my dad telling me to get up and come downstairs because I had to see something

Sweden probably second easiest scandinavian country to invade

My dad was the kind of dad jokes, and so I was skeptical

kek

new caledonia? wat?

more guns per 100 than 100 ppl

4chan joke

lmao based usa

let's remake the Roman Empire

and make me your Emperor

Denmark is probably the easiest scandi followed by Norway

Imperium Romanum

no anime fag can be the emperor

Eventually he said I needed to come see the emu. At this point I figured he was at least making enough effort that it would at least be a good joke

idk norway was easy as fuck for the nazis

at least I am not a Panda Reject XD

same with denmark though

denmark doesn't exist

they're just swedes with funny accents

Denmark was not even mobilized from what I recall

So I went downstairs and lo and behold, there was indeed a big ass emu standing in our back yard in suburban MD

It's a bit like belgium, everyone thinks they're there but they aint

did u kill it with fire?

belgium is not a real country

Cassowaries are worse

nope

Nope, I watched it for a minute

aggressive fuckers

But then

Out of nowhere

Emus dont fight you usually

it's only on Papua not in Java lol

A white blur came racing out of the woods

panda reject

It was my cat, Cain.