Message from @BurtY

Discord ID: 537555208541175819


2019-01-23 08:44:13 UTC  

I am learning how to cook here. One thing I do, I just treat them kindly and take in consideration their feelings.

2019-01-23 08:44:14 UTC  

it's too bad more dudes don't learn to cook

2019-01-23 08:44:18 UTC  

there are ribs in the way in the chest

2019-01-23 08:44:26 UTC  

@Paradox nah, sternum gets in the way

2019-01-23 08:44:28 UTC  

I love learning new recipes

2019-01-23 08:44:36 UTC  

but really, the easiest way to someone's heart is with a bullet

2019-01-23 08:44:40 UTC  

one shot, bam

2019-01-23 08:44:42 UTC  

That is about all that needs to be done. Don't be a dick, be a little confident, treat them like a human being.

2019-01-23 08:44:52 UTC  

food is one of those things that makes me really happy, so making something I can eat is awesome

2019-01-23 08:45:01 UTC  

Easiest way is between the fourth and third rib, with a sharp knife.

2019-01-23 08:45:02 UTC  

I treat them like whores, and just pay them to leave.

2019-01-23 08:45:10 UTC  

reverse hookers?

2019-01-23 08:45:10 UTC  

learning origami also worked as a icebreaker with women

2019-01-23 08:45:26 UTC  

My hands aren't coordinated enough for that

2019-01-23 08:45:31 UTC  

something to distract at a bar with using napkins

2019-01-23 08:45:34 UTC  

I can play the shit out of a musical instrument

2019-01-23 08:45:42 UTC  

but ask me to fold something, and I fail miserably

2019-01-23 08:46:13 UTC  

my friends joke about my coordination all the time because of that

2019-01-23 08:46:38 UTC  

@Dusty Morgan nah even then stomache (abs) are easier since it's right below the ribs where the base of the heart is

2019-01-23 08:47:54 UTC  

had to learn cpr

2019-01-23 08:52:29 UTC  

BRB just gonna kms bc I'm a cis straight white man

2019-01-23 08:52:33 UTC  

Anyone wanna join me?

2019-01-23 08:52:46 UTC  

yes

2019-01-23 08:52:48 UTC  

white guilt

2019-01-23 08:52:51 UTC  

white man bad

2019-01-23 08:52:56 UTC  

Exactly

2019-01-23 08:53:01 UTC  

I'm privelaged

2019-01-23 08:53:41 UTC  

bitch you cant even spell privileged

2019-01-23 08:53:51 UTC  

I failed my english

2019-01-23 08:53:58 UTC  

Plznobulli

2019-01-23 08:54:15 UTC  

🤔

2019-01-23 09:08:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/537559364106584075/IMG_20190123_143459.jpg

2019-01-23 09:24:47 UTC  

Welp.... Civil War is coming to Antifa.

2019-01-23 09:27:52 UTC  

Stayed up till 5am just to fucking beat this game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/537564113161682954/callofcthulhuending.png

2019-01-23 09:27:53 UTC  

Finally at the ending

2019-01-23 09:40:10 UTC  

that whatsapp went pure virtuesignalling with talks of 'fighting misinformation' is really flying under the radar it seems

2019-01-23 09:43:16 UTC  

because it will lead to this https://9to5google.com/2018/03/13/youtube-wikipedia-conspiracy/ (from last year but not yet fully running)

2019-01-23 09:45:13 UTC  

this is ripe for abuse by the authoratarian left