Message from @D3VNT

Discord ID: 279398814857560064


2017-02-09 23:45:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279397391398862851/muslimoink.jpg

2017-02-09 23:46:01 UTC  

Unfortunately they have a clause just for this

2017-02-09 23:46:10 UTC  

yes yes i know

2017-02-09 23:46:26 UTC  

all the rednecks near me think they can dip their bullets in pigs blood etc and this will scare them all away

2017-02-09 23:46:28 UTC  

not the radical ones

2017-02-09 23:46:32 UTC  

Islam: a religion with built in loopholes

2017-02-09 23:46:45 UTC  

imam makes 30 second video "if you are contaminated with pigs blood in the process of jihad it's all okay brah"

2017-02-09 23:47:01 UTC  

i mean fuck they got an imam to legalize assfucking each other in order to prepare their asses for explosive hiding

2017-02-09 23:47:15 UTC  

Even the radicals, there's a thing that says you essentially have to be aware and willfully consume the flesh

2017-02-09 23:47:21 UTC  

chain email tier "stop all muslims with this one weird trick" shit just won't work

2017-02-09 23:48:30 UTC  

Pig bombs don't amount to anything more than WOW WHAT A DICK MOVE

2017-02-09 23:48:54 UTC  

yeah that's why they're still cool

2017-02-09 23:48:59 UTC  

but for humor value not tactical

2017-02-09 23:49:06 UTC  

Correct

2017-02-09 23:49:48 UTC  

And everyone responds poorly to having animal gore on their place if worship

2017-02-09 23:50:28 UTC  

tbh i can believe that judaism was deliberately perverted by the devil

2017-02-09 23:50:32 UTC  

Im surprised there hasn't been a massive islamic reform movement if only for pr

2017-02-09 23:50:38 UTC  

and maybe pre-christ was the most based religion around

2017-02-09 23:50:45 UTC  

since it was literally based around barbecue

2017-02-09 23:51:00 UTC  

"and the lord smelled the burnt meat offerings and was pleased"

2017-02-09 23:51:08 UTC  

Keeeeek

2017-02-09 23:51:10 UTC  

Well

2017-02-09 23:51:16 UTC  

Jesus was a commie

2017-02-09 23:51:19 UTC  

Literally

2017-02-09 23:51:26 UTC  

he also said to pay taxes

2017-02-09 23:51:28 UTC  

A socialist jew

2017-02-09 23:51:33 UTC  

anarcho-libertarians btfo

2017-02-09 23:51:44 UTC  

REEEEE COURT OF APPEALS BLOCKED THE TRAVEL BAN

2017-02-09 23:51:56 UTC  

Easily rectified

2017-02-09 23:51:59 UTC  

yep

2017-02-09 23:52:12 UTC  

god

2017-02-09 23:52:13 UTC  

damnit

2017-02-09 23:52:43 UTC  

Rescind order and reissue

2017-02-09 23:52:47 UTC  

No biggie

2017-02-09 23:52:58 UTC  

Tis but s speed bump

2017-02-09 23:53:05 UTC  

Ja

2017-02-09 23:54:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279399553919221760/world-trade-centre-blast-points-too-accurate.jpg

2017-02-09 23:54:12 UTC  

>he still tweets

2017-02-09 23:54:16 UTC  

This is what bothers me the most