Message from @coattailsandbowties

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2018-11-03 09:41:02 UTC  

but the hospital dont let em

2018-11-03 09:41:04 UTC  

Grandpa what was it like killing all of those Zulu warriors @Tailed Feature

2018-11-03 09:41:12 UTC  

You gonna shake it at me as you yell at me to *get off your lawn*?

2018-11-03 09:41:18 UTC  

so he has to get a nurse to take a kickback to cart him out on a day trip to a brothel

2018-11-03 09:41:22 UTC  

and no one is comfortable with that

2018-11-03 09:41:22 UTC  

You laugh but I actually have a Zulu spear and shield.

2018-11-03 09:41:28 UTC  

LET PROZZIES BACK INTO CARE HOMES

2018-11-03 09:41:34 UTC  

Oh shit

2018-11-03 09:42:05 UTC  

@Pirate because if he dies during then it's the home's fault and they're at liability

2018-11-03 09:42:21 UTC  

so get a waiver written

2018-11-03 09:43:07 UTC  

like you get people on permanent care with some brain damage and the only thing they want to do with their huge lawsuit payouts is fuck hookers before they die

2018-11-03 09:44:12 UTC  

Maybe instead they should fuck ***THE PATRIARCHY*** amirite

2018-11-03 09:44:18 UTC  

🤢

2018-11-03 09:44:24 UTC  

yeah patriarchs need more pussy

2018-11-03 09:44:26 UTC  

give it up

2018-11-03 09:44:32 UTC  

Shit

2018-11-03 09:44:37 UTC  

I mean uhhh... trickle down economics

2018-11-03 09:44:43 UTC  

you'll get some after I'm done

2018-11-03 09:45:16 UTC  

More like get the cum as it trickles out of her

2018-11-03 09:45:25 UTC  

Yikes I hate myself

2018-11-03 09:46:05 UTC  

Rog is great

2018-11-03 09:46:28 UTC  

his accent is somewhere between aussie and arnie

2018-11-03 09:46:33 UTC  

PROTAGMA

2018-11-03 09:46:39 UTC  

i like this

2018-11-03 09:47:16 UTC  
2018-11-03 09:51:01 UTC  

i have the biggest crush on my history teacher 😍

2018-11-03 09:52:05 UTC  

is he fit?

2018-11-03 09:52:20 UTC  

She is 😍

2018-11-03 09:53:08 UTC  

i would rattle her back to the stoneage

2018-11-03 09:53:22 UTC  

Omg I've missed baths so much

2018-11-03 09:54:24 UTC  

WHY IS THERE NO HOT WATER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-11-03 09:54:34 UTC  

why can't i shag my teachers

2018-11-03 09:54:57 UTC  

You see there's this thing called *statutory rape*...

2018-11-03 09:55:31 UTC  

you see there is this thing called consent