I'd happily have my balls removed. They serve no purpose and just get in the way.

pick ur posion

@Kek󠂪 󠂪󠂪 󠂪󠂪 󠂪󠂪 get better memes you stupid fucking cunt

^

@Hatter sounds like testicular torsion

thats what I thought

i think that's how it's spelt

but nah I think they were just strained from beating my dick too hard

@Kek󠂪 󠂪󠂪 󠂪󠂪 󠂪󠂪 if I could ban you i would

@Hatter just ignore him, he's a fag who wants attention

@Hatter nah, you have to go into hospital for that shit

@Tailed Feature don't you want kids someday

If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.

Why aren't balls internal and we just get a better watercooling system round that area

Intern

@Pirate nah they're fine now

@Deleted User Hell no.

Lol

right but torsion pain is the main indicator of cancer

Kids are gross

kids are the worst std

Kids are parasites.

get a doctor to check for lumps, get an ultrasound, get your shit sorted

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1541134224888.webm

i love the flinstones

I want to get married and have two children I don't care if they are boy or girl as long as they're healthy after that im getting fixed

If you don't you might turn out like pirate

I'm a doctor.

pfft

he wishes he could turn out like me

@Pirate theyre fine tho. It was really just from prolly beating my dick and living in an abusive household so I had the meme anxiety

he cannot possibly aspire to this

let the doctor help you

@Hatter are you american?

no lol

s c o l a n

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

then you should have decent healthcare

aye i do

get into get checked

Beat your dick more than your parents beat you. Coping method