Her name is a lie

And my name isn't American

They don't fit

The cake is a lie

@coattailsandbowties it made me giggle

My name is in the eye of the beholder

It should be like "I literally can't eat" or something

That is also accurate though got unwired yesterday and now can eat anything that d9esjt need chewed

Doesn't

Well piss

Scarmbled eggs and etc

That's good though

Even got to do my cooking thot pics with sloppy Joe's last night 😂

Was delicious

Sloppy indeed

I literally can't cook. Literally.

Like Riley Rieds blowjobs.
Be a shame of someone had to look that up in no nut November

@Octavia well if you want you can send me a photo 😂

And I'm making gumbo today

Needed bacon fat so I made an American stack of bacon and gave it to a neighbor 😂

@Potato Man of the food or me 😂

@Octavia either or both! 😂

*m a n t h o t*

***i r o n y***

I don't know *what* you're talking about.

***r e t a r d a t i o n***

***R U D E***

come to my house an we'll sort this out

I think my wallet might have something to say about that.

norwich airport's just down the road

So is your mother

nah she's in another country 😂

She says hi

Lamoo

I'm not flying to *norwich*

please

you have to help me escape

they all have so many thumbs