Message from Mandy in Scale brigade #general

2018-11-03 19:19:51 UTC  

and they responded oh it doesnt matter just do things

2018-11-03 19:19:59 UTC  

I scratched his brand new ford superduty on my way out

2018-11-03 19:20:28 UTC  


2018-11-03 19:21:15 UTC  

thing was, when they told me the job description over the phone I thought they said something about entering details on a computer

2018-11-03 19:21:22 UTC  

I had customers going upstairs to rave about how helpful and knowledgeable I was.
Some contractor bros were giving me $40 tips because they liked me

2018-11-03 19:21:25 UTC  

that was the description they gave me I thought

2018-11-03 19:21:32 UTC  

turned out that wasn't the case

2018-11-03 19:21:37 UTC  

thought I'd just missheard

2018-11-03 19:21:42 UTC  

carried on anyways

2018-11-03 19:21:46 UTC  

but when I checked my mail

2018-11-03 19:21:54 UTC  

turns out they really did say that

2018-11-03 19:22:53 UTC  

on the bright side though I've never been so happy to go outside and see the sky again

2018-11-03 19:23:20 UTC  

that job felt like my african village experience

2018-11-03 19:23:33 UTC  

Yea, It was an alright job. Minimum wage slog, but had a certain joy to it.
Just that the blokes running the place were idiots

2018-11-03 19:23:40 UTC  

Your what experience?

2018-11-03 19:23:42 UTC  

where rich white people go on a trip to experience the poor life so they can appreciate the things they have

2018-11-03 19:23:47 UTC  

What should I play

2018-11-03 19:24:09 UTC  

knots and crosses on your wrist

2018-11-03 19:24:10 UTC  

the 'oh we're so privileged not having to stroll for a well for water' kind of deal

2018-11-03 19:24:20 UTC  

You all laugh at no nut november, but even now, I am experiencing the benefits of freedom from nut.

I no longer have to pay my electric bills as my willpower alone can generate electric current from nothing. I've thrown out my bed as I found I can sleep perfectly fine levitating 3 feet off the ground. I've melted down all my electronics using the heat from my metabolic system as I no longer have any need for them. I can now manipulate electromagnetic waves all across the spectrum and see wifi waves. I am my own computer communicating with the internet using only my body. Who knows what other powers no nut november has in hold for me?

2018-11-03 19:24:22 UTC  

Microsoft Works Version 4.5 looks good

2018-11-03 19:24:34 UTC  

diablo nigga

2018-11-03 19:24:36 UTC  

@Deleted User I see freddy fish

2018-11-03 19:24:38 UTC  

play that

2018-11-03 19:24:51 UTC  

What’s Freddy Fish?

2018-11-03 19:24:54 UTC  

When you do nut, you'll shoot a bolt of lightning

2018-11-03 19:24:55 UTC

2018-11-03 19:25:02 UTC  

@Capitalist Space Bats what did you just say

2018-11-03 19:25:07 UTC  

r5ay man

2018-11-03 19:25:10 UTC  

what did you just fucking say

2018-11-03 19:25:13 UTC  

What’s Freddy Fish

2018-11-03 19:25:27 UTC  

how dare you say that to me

2018-11-03 19:25:31 UTC  

Is that like fish putput or something?

2018-11-03 19:25:38 UTC  


2018-11-03 19:25:49 UTC  

think it's the same devs

2018-11-03 19:26:00 UTC  

I have 2 copies

2018-11-03 19:26:12 UTC  

Don't ask why

2018-11-03 19:26:14 UTC  


2018-11-03 19:26:14 UTC  

Yeah the title gave that much away

2018-11-03 19:26:35 UTC  

thought it was some vaporwave shit at first

2018-11-03 19:26:40 UTC  

Putput goes to the zoo was the shit