Message from @Shmeh

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2018-11-04 21:16:10 UTC  

Ffwchh

2018-11-04 21:16:14 UTC  

Whiskey straight up or not at all @Jargvolksvagon

2018-11-04 21:16:29 UTC  

Bourbon and amaretto sour

2018-11-04 21:16:31 UTC  

Shaken not stirred

2018-11-04 21:16:32 UTC  

Always straight for whiskey @Deleted User

2018-11-04 21:16:39 UTC  

Whiskey sours are one of the first drinks you learn to make and end up hating the people that order them

2018-11-04 21:17:02 UTC  

Ive never had a whiskey

2018-11-04 21:17:10 UTC  

What is a straight whiskey?

2018-11-04 21:17:21 UTC  

Whiskey is good

2018-11-04 21:17:30 UTC  

@Shmeh sir i need a sex on bloody mary. Trust me, i got one here last week.

2018-11-04 21:17:38 UTC  

22

2018-11-04 21:17:38 UTC  

Straight whiskey is whiskey in a glass with nothing else @fuzzyplant

2018-11-04 21:17:57 UTC  

Ah i see

2018-11-04 21:18:01 UTC  

@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?

2018-11-04 21:18:04 UTC  

Makes sense really

2018-11-04 21:18:10 UTC  

@Deleted User Straight whiskey is just whiskey without the gay

2018-11-04 21:18:11 UTC  

Nah mate walk on

2018-11-04 21:18:12 UTC  

don't be daft.

2018-11-04 21:18:18 UTC  

@Shmeh fuck yes and they are a bitch as well

2018-11-04 21:18:40 UTC  

@Shmeh long island are what you ask the guys to buy for you if you want to get drunk quick

2018-11-04 21:19:12 UTC  

I calmly explain that all our cocktails have essentially the same volume of alcohol in them,

This one has more spirit names in it so it must be stronger

2018-11-04 21:19:12 UTC  

@Shmeh i think negroni is the strongest besides the long island

2018-11-04 21:19:21 UTC  

you ok there @Deleted User ?

2018-11-04 21:19:28 UTC  

nah

2018-11-04 21:19:29 UTC  

Medronho

2018-11-04 21:19:34 UTC  

whats up pal?

2018-11-04 21:19:35 UTC  

is the strongest shit on planet earth

2018-11-04 21:19:44 UTC  

made from these crazy berries that look like strawberries

2018-11-04 21:19:50 UTC  

Portuguese

2018-11-04 21:19:59 UTC  

dunno still force deafened and muted

2018-11-04 21:20:04 UTC  

Just saying from personal experience, a negroni will get you sloppy faster than a long island

2018-11-04 21:20:04 UTC  

I love negronis

2018-11-04 21:20:06 UTC  

the proper stuff is usually around 90-92%

2018-11-04 21:20:52 UTC  

Still can't beat a good old bottle of Belgian beer though

2018-11-04 21:20:59 UTC  

dont be gay, be okay

2018-11-04 21:21:01 UTC  

The stuff you mix in with a cocktail alters the alcohols absorption rate.

2018-11-04 21:21:07 UTC  

I've never really been a fan of cocktails, I don't understand why you need to fuck about when you're getting drunk.

2018-11-04 21:21:15 UTC  

Delerium

2018-11-04 21:21:19 UTC  

fantastic belgian beer

2018-11-04 21:21:29 UTC  

comes in a blue speckled bottle with elephants on the front, it's around 9%

2018-11-04 21:21:36 UTC  

only comes in half pints for a reason