Message from @Shmeh

Discord ID: 508751229191716888


2018-11-04 21:08:29 UTC  

Wow

2018-11-04 21:08:47 UTC  

The APCS are so slippery in this game

2018-11-04 21:08:48 UTC  

Having any deeper emotion to this sever at all is big gay

2018-11-04 21:08:55 UTC  

Like wtf is going on here

2018-11-04 21:09:13 UTC  

I hate most people irl, but that's because I work in a customer facing role

2018-11-04 21:09:25 UTC  

Fuck waifus tbh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508749638241746945/image0.jpg

2018-11-04 21:09:40 UTC  

@ó €€ó €€AK even if feelings are wholesome?

2018-11-04 21:10:26 UTC  

@Shmeh ur bf lolfire

2018-11-04 21:10:53 UTC  

And my bf lolfire

2018-11-04 21:11:06 UTC  

Bartending makes you hate everyone

2018-11-04 21:12:18 UTC  

Nah I love it. Covered in sweat and drink, dancing away to tunes and making cocktails. It's like being paid for a night out.

2018-11-04 21:13:05 UTC  

Because customers are idiots

2018-11-04 21:13:09 UTC  

That sounds gay

2018-11-04 21:13:22 UTC  

hella gay

2018-11-04 21:13:28 UTC  

^

2018-11-04 21:14:23 UTC  

Let's walk through the average customer *snaps finger/waves money* "here can I get a drink? Kelly what do you want? Can I get a uhh harp, a strawberry daiquiri, a coke, another daiquiri and a Guinness"

2018-11-04 21:15:08 UTC  

Omg I love strawberry daiquiri

2018-11-04 21:15:15 UTC  

Or is that bad 😅

2018-11-04 21:15:19 UTC  

You should be ready, bartender will come to you, ask for Guinness, 2 strawberry daiquiris and a harp"

2018-11-04 21:15:21 UTC  

Yeah i heard any job where you have to deal with dickheads is bad

2018-11-04 21:15:45 UTC  

I don't mind making them, but if your halfway through making one and they ask for another you just want to backhand them

2018-11-04 21:15:49 UTC  

people being dumb

2018-11-04 21:15:58 UTC  

Okay now that I get

2018-11-04 21:16:00 UTC  

*backhand noise*

2018-11-04 21:16:00 UTC  

Whiskey sour pls

2018-11-04 21:16:10 UTC  

Ffwchh

2018-11-04 21:16:14 UTC  

Whiskey straight up or not at all @Jargvolksvagon

2018-11-04 21:16:29 UTC  

Bourbon and amaretto sour

2018-11-04 21:16:31 UTC  

Shaken not stirred

2018-11-04 21:16:32 UTC  

Always straight for whiskey @Deleted User

2018-11-04 21:16:39 UTC  

Whiskey sours are one of the first drinks you learn to make and end up hating the people that order them

2018-11-04 21:17:02 UTC  

Ive never had a whiskey

2018-11-04 21:17:10 UTC  

What is a straight whiskey?

2018-11-04 21:17:21 UTC  

Whiskey is good

2018-11-04 21:17:30 UTC  

@Shmeh sir i need a sex on bloody mary. Trust me, i got one here last week.

2018-11-04 21:17:38 UTC  

22

2018-11-04 21:17:38 UTC  

Straight whiskey is whiskey in a glass with nothing else @fuzzyplant

2018-11-04 21:17:57 UTC  

Ah i see

2018-11-04 21:18:01 UTC  

@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?

2018-11-04 21:18:04 UTC  

Makes sense really

2018-11-04 21:18:10 UTC  

@Deleted User Straight whiskey is just whiskey without the gay