Where are all the big tiddied goth girls that sit in my lap?
Take that libtards

+announce command kick @RatKing "gnomed"

​I have set your hourly command to +kick «@RatKing» «gnomed»

gonna fail nnn

@Papa Bear sorry not sitting in a married mans lap

Aight I'm off for the night

@sweatercowsandsass but I’m santa

Satan*

Night torch. Don't put your balls on anything weird tonight

Get it?

White people are a minority

Yeet

Cuz got girls

@Papa Bear ok then i want a labrador pupper, a neverending bottle of whiskey and lots of makeup for christmas

I havent ejaculated in over 5 days for the first time in about 3 years

I met a cute pupper yesterday

@sweatercowsandsass my dark will is yours

Thanks Satan

@RatKing my pfp has a pilgrim hat and a turkey

good dog

@AstroTorch that looks like when cow was high at scarb behind the pool table

Dogs < cats

Has all three

It do

At christmas he's just gonna add a xmas tree

Yap

To that one

Hahahahahahaha

I love how you got your bro spotting you with a camera for that pic

I want to switch to the christmas version of my pfp but its still too early :/

It’s hard af to show off both arms and take the pic lol

'I need to flex **both** arms, you do it'

Exactly

Lol

"Hey bro, can you take a pic of me so I can look SUPER buff?"

Also, this one was his idea for once

I want turkey now