Message from @Strayan't

Discord ID: 508822070516514821


2018-11-05 01:56:01 UTC  

turtle, dont listen to him

2018-11-05 01:56:03 UTC  

it's untrue

2018-11-05 01:56:08 UTC  

show neckbeard craw

2018-11-05 01:56:08 UTC  

wait, what

2018-11-05 01:56:09 UTC  

<:OOF:439608033929330689>

2018-11-05 01:56:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508821803427168267/received_1738018612978417.jpeg

2018-11-05 01:56:13 UTC  

You lot are cracking me up

2018-11-05 01:56:16 UTC  

we will assess your incel powerlevel

2018-11-05 01:56:19 UTC  

@Jim you sure you can handle it?`

2018-11-05 01:56:21 UTC  

yes

2018-11-05 01:56:23 UTC  

^

2018-11-05 01:56:27 UTC  

i have seen true neckbeards

2018-11-05 01:56:40 UTC  

Black as the night he prays
For a knight to better his days
But months tend to pass
Without a pure lack of ass
There simply isnt enough gays

2018-11-05 01:56:41 UTC  

There once was a lass called Mandy
All the boys begged for a handy
She told them to fuck up
And sat with her pup
And still the boys thirst for her candy

2018-11-05 01:56:59 UTC  

@Jim i need you to promise not to save it

2018-11-05 01:57:05 UTC  

i promise

2018-11-05 01:57:05 UTC  

Is it poetry hour

2018-11-05 01:57:06 UTC  

and not laugh at it

2018-11-05 01:57:09 UTC  

i will not save it

2018-11-05 01:57:14 UTC  

i just need you to make an assessment

2018-11-05 01:57:15 UTC  

What is this, slam poetry hours?

2018-11-05 01:57:16 UTC  

Save it

2018-11-05 01:57:17 UTC  

and even if i laugh, you wont know about it so don't worry

2018-11-05 01:57:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508822137830768650/Dankcon_20182.jpg

2018-11-05 01:57:36 UTC  

that aint neckbeard

2018-11-05 01:57:37 UTC  

soup can confirm

2018-11-05 01:57:39 UTC  

foh

2018-11-05 01:57:51 UTC  

I like it, it’s feckin funny.

2018-11-05 01:57:53 UTC  

it's me

2018-11-05 01:57:56 UTC  

it's definitely me

2018-11-05 01:58:01 UTC  

There lived a man called Gary
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone

2018-11-05 01:58:03 UTC  

first time you've seen me without thot filter

2018-11-05 01:58:04 UTC  

ye it might be but you aint a neckbeard

2018-11-05 01:58:05 UTC  

This is the tale of Moni
Jamie made her very horny
She thirsted after him
It really was a sin
And now Jamie calls her Mommy

2018-11-05 01:58:10 UTC  

Keep em coming

2018-11-05 01:58:10 UTC  

Gary

2018-11-05 01:58:17 UTC  

I can't rhyme,
It is a difficult thing,
Gimme dem nips

2018-11-05 01:58:30 UTC  

@Jim that picture was taken at the new SawCon the held in Hamburg a few hours ago

2018-11-05 01:58:30 UTC  

Mandy was a wee scottie lass
Who had quite a piece of ass
The boys truly loved her
Until they discovered
Her mouth was quite full of sass
@Mandy

2018-11-05 01:58:32 UTC  

I am a thot filter yes

2018-11-05 01:58:41 UTC  

*inhales deeply* Nicolle