Message from @Crysknife86

Discord ID: 508905977140084742


2018-11-05 07:26:54 UTC  

The origin story of 'Straya

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508905030016040960/aussie-shitposters-credits-to-martian-magazine-link-in-the-source_o_7221235.png

2018-11-05 07:26:55 UTC  

Fuck me

2018-11-05 07:26:56 UTC  

I dont think hitting one with a car is any more animal abuse than hunting with a crossbow

2018-11-05 07:27:05 UTC  

roos are absolutely retarded

2018-11-05 07:27:10 UTC  

and a nuisance

2018-11-05 07:27:37 UTC  

No u

2018-11-05 07:27:42 UTC  

that's not really relevant pirate

2018-11-05 07:27:59 UTC  

rats are a nuisance, but we still hand out bans for people who post pictures of rats being tortured

2018-11-05 07:28:06 UTC  

but how much does a kangroo weigh

2018-11-05 07:28:12 UTC  

It's by the side of the road not moving, car moves out of the way because it's at the side of the road, car is just infront of it and yet it continues to go.

2018-11-05 07:28:19 UTC  

Like 80+ kilos

2018-11-05 07:28:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508905406060560385/1508248915145.png

2018-11-05 07:28:34 UTC  

don't abbos still eat em

2018-11-05 07:28:36 UTC  

think 50kg is the upper limit for the big bulls

2018-11-05 07:28:39 UTC  

then it's legit hunting

2018-11-05 07:29:34 UTC  

so a roo is about the same weight as a buck deer that car is probs totaled

2018-11-05 07:29:42 UTC  

Farmed Kangaroos are a thing but that isn't the same as running one down with a car and leaving it for dead have you ever had to shot one or seen one shot cause some fucker hit it and left it for dead on the side of the road? They feel pain...

2018-11-05 07:30:04 UTC  
2018-11-05 07:30:14 UTC  

*shrug*

2018-11-05 07:30:30 UTC  

hitting something like that has to be a reason to go to the hospital

2018-11-05 07:30:39 UTC  

It's fucking agony waiting for the council to put the poor bastard down

2018-11-05 07:30:46 UTC  

dunno, hit a deer once and lived to tell the tale

2018-11-05 07:30:53 UTC  

now a moose on the other hand...

2018-11-05 07:30:54 UTC  

you dead

2018-11-05 07:31:03 UTC  

@64 how fast

2018-11-05 07:31:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/508906093091487744/becky_hate_school.webm

2018-11-05 07:31:12 UTC  

highway speeds fast

2018-11-05 07:31:19 UTC  

cuz those guyss looked like they were cookin it

2018-11-05 07:31:21 UTC  

was like, 12 years ago

2018-11-05 07:31:22 UTC  

can't remember

2018-11-05 07:31:30 UTC  

too fast to stop in time, that's for sure

2018-11-05 07:31:33 UTC  

you know Kangaroos are one of the least intelligent animals for their size on the planet right?

2018-11-05 07:31:45 UTC  

55-90kg on a bull male kangaroo

2018-11-05 07:32:10 UTC  

oh wow a friend hit a deer goin like 100 plus and got fucked up and it was a spring time fawn

2018-11-05 07:32:20 UTC  

Koalas are the least intelligent animal on the planet

2018-11-05 07:32:23 UTC  

@Pirate When did you get scat? Well done.

2018-11-05 07:32:30 UTC  

I'm the token scat aussie now

2018-11-05 07:32:40 UTC  

Ah I see.

2018-11-05 07:32:48 UTC  

their gated community is ruined

2018-11-05 07:32:52 UTC  

oh yeah, and kept driving through the cold of winter

2018-11-05 07:32:58 UTC  

with the windshield smashed in