How is chadlite1000 not a shit name?

Yup

Yes

Huh, fair. I knew the Minotaur was.

my fave myth is defo hades and persephone tho

Its a great name

How is Kriley74 not a shitname?

If you go to walmart youre poor

You just gonna take that Walmart

Kick his ass

so much in astronomy is taken from greek mythology though

+kick @𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖗4096 "Shitname detected, remove yourself,"

​Goodbye.

<@318840855190568970> this guy is doing the no pfp thing but has all his shit linked in the bio

Like the Pleiades nebula

amateur

I don't have to do anything. I'll have someone kneecap him

yeah, orion and shit

Lol ❤

the only person that Artemis (i think) ever loved

If you think Germans have miserable endings for their stories I invite you to read Greek literature

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​Goodbye.

but literally the stars in the Pleiades are all named after the kids of Pleione & atlas

That's fair. Greek mythos is kinda depressing a lot.

oh,the cyclops' are all poseidons weans

I just find it fun tbh

Oedipus is the most common one people bring up but there are ones that are just as shitty

these stories are literally written in the stars

Have you heard about how the cyclops myth probably came from people stumbling onto mammoth skeletons

People only know Oedipus through Freud though

I always liked Arachne's story, just shows how petty the gods were

I had to read that shit in highschool

Wasn't abridged either

'Actual' Oedipus when out of his way to avoid either boning his mum or killing his dad after the oriacle at Delphi told him he was going to

*But oh tragic Irony*

I like to imagine Oedipus being born in Alabama.

i wish someone would predict i was going to win the lottery.