craw can only be harmed by mental attacks

Rofk

@Crawfoot jump nigger. Take a toaster bath

Tested his back end soup

@soup dad lol you beat me to it

No I beat craw

most people can take a bit of a beating

wut?

Oof

I do it for fun

Crawtism

I am one of those

Stream it so we can watch

@Ruger cooking breakfast (1953, colourized)

Thats hot asf

Id bang

"Seamus, get the vinegar"

Rofl

burned pubes ahoy

look at the way his eyes looks at the camera

pube casserole

@Leeroy nah he got an apron he good

why cant i get someone like that

cheeky it wont matter

Oi nah

nibba gonna burn those pubes by hell or by high water

the accidently falling on a wooden spoon and getting it stuck incident

@Crawfoot you can mate believe in yourself

@Potato cant let those beans get a positive ID

there's nothing gay about it, i was speaking in a way that you can see he adores the one he looks at

im not talking about it being a guy

it's just

the gaze

That loving look

craw's been hypnotized by slavic magic

exactly

it's like

then 10 years down the line when he's gone back to normal life after his mid life crisis, he sees his former lover's pics plastered all over the interwebz

when you call a friend to swing by with nuggets while you're hungover out of your mind

Rofl

the comedy