The fuck is that. Abomination.

I seen a dress that would be PERFECT for markus' wedding, but I bet by the time I go to buy it, they wont have it in stock anymore

i went out today expecting some weed, turned out with some speed instead...

I'm not gonna get my dress til like a month before the wedding cause what if i lose weight

some folk call slippers baffies

like cunts

I call them baffies, you cunt.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO DRESS SHOPPING

@Questgiver that's fucking disgusting.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tailed you're a melt.

That's minging.

I just want that velvet dress with moons on it that I saw earlier 😭

It was 19 quid

who else has addidas sliders instead of slippers

19 QUID

@sweatercowsandsass show me it.

which dress?

Naw I'm just truly Scottish. Unlike you weegie fakes.

Its actual beautiful i want it so bad

Would wife if you wear this

Hold on

@CheekyOGNutZach real talk

im not weegie how dare you

I think I'd get something floral, I don't often wear floral.

@Niko i have a dress like that but purple

@Tailed Feature I'm no even weegie I'm posh town son

like big floral tho

And even then I don't call them that

I aint getting floral

@Tea real talk what bruddah

I hate floral

where my jnco fam at?

I'm too goth to be girly

@CheekyOGNutZach Adidas sliders

Anything west of Livingston is pretty much Weeg.

real shit

i saw like one female where this , this year. shouldve asked for her number tbh

@Nip Crippler tshirt still wears dickies