Reaching across a room for a penny. @Strayan't That's a useful skill too

Aye, true that

http://www.ccard.org.uk/free-condoms-by-post/

Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.

Jewish Magic trick number 498# Swallow the whole dick and make it disappear untill your face goes bright red/purple

Hi ratking

you can get the posted if you have an EH postcode

@Turtle winning a marathon because someone dropped a penny

How're you doing today?

Bigger dicks for nigger lips

Good

it comes with lube

Kinda bored

Just reading atm

What read

Anything interesting? @RatKing

The victors

Explains why your on this @RatKing

By Ambrose

@Crysknife86 why do you have to think of gay stuff

@Questgiver nibba

@Todd hmm?

@TBORIOT I was talking about that jewish girl but hey...

I'm so tired

I am normaly bored when i come on here @RatKing

Ye

Like I've literally just spent the past four hours lying on my bed

what girl

@Concorbar sleep

Is that why you are here?

i missed something

I feel so unproductive

oh thats you

@Concorbar If you insist on using your phone, at least put a blue light filter on it

didnt notice profiles

I talked about how the girl who took my v card was a jewish "lesbian" @TBORIOT

Hi fire

yeah yeah i though someone else said that

thought

I'll find out how thanks <3 @lolfire