There is literally everything in here

I love it

Orange man bad
Republican bad

@MarcusAurelius
Your mother doth resemble the virgin Mary, if her holiness had been a harlot of Babylon and not the mother of Christ

the only reason im waitin for 7/11 to open is so i can buy some snus to satisfy my nicotine addiction.

CHENK IS SO MAD ATM

Lmao

holy shit, my face is vibratin rn, its really freaky.

@Malvulgein you mad because your hair line is like the Catholic church as of late: disappointing

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 have some water

"i've got more bad news" oh snap look like chenk's nuclear meltdown is about to get past fukishima levels

oh yeah, fuck. thanx pope, i forgot all about hydration. @Malvulgein

@MarcusAurelius you're mad because your virginity which you so desperately try to dispose of, is like my faith in the Lord. Eternal and Unbroken

Ok

Thats good

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 you're welcome my child, go with god

Pope larpers

Ok

Thats new

Cometh at me heathens

@Malvulgein Good burn, your eminence.

is it against the bible to drink and do drugs on the daily? @Malvulgein

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 it is quite indeed

@MarcusAurelius thank you my son

Drugs no

Alcohol yes

Drink all ye want

It's not against drinking..

Alcohol

ohh fuck, how will i now reach the pearly gates of divinity and glory 😥

Alcohol is a drug

Not according to the old testament.

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 through devotion to God absolution is possible, and as the Lord is merciful, you may yet find forgiveness by his side

actually, alcohol is a poison, hence why it fucks up your liver and leaves you with a hangover.

Alcohol is the worst drug.

Technically yes alcohol is a drug and that why lolfire was addicted to it

“GO, EAT YOUR BREAD WITH ENJOYMENT, AND DRINK YOUR WINE WITH A MERRY HEART; FOR GOD HAS LONG AGO APPROVED WHAT YOU DO.”
ECCLESIASTES 9:7

Idk nigga.

@everyone

Dazzie the titty man

I shall be retiring to my Chambers, please ask for me at the Castel Sant'Angelo should ye have need of me