Boi

http://www.mitsuku.com/ I like this chatbot tbh

In other news

I'll be honest, I don't care *that* much.

Spotted the edgelord larper

pencil penis

But it's extremely disappointing.

We are united against commies

pencil penis part 2

how many tards could a retard tard if a retard could tard tards?

roflroflrofl

debil

Once communism is quelled, we can go back to hating each other

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

heh

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I believe homosexuality is a sign of personal and mentla weakness and can easily be defeated through willpower and an urge to change, coupled with a changing of habits.

Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger’s heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose

Well, you'd be wrong

I CAN INTO TTS

The bepis simply does not activate for females

I like dick

awoo awoo

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don’t give a fuck
Stick it up the butt

I'd say you don't want it to.

Now who’s the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa

Meh, it's not like I'm repulsed or allergic

It just doesn't function

hunnid bands hunnid bands drop on the head if any nigga want it man trueda man drueda man

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we’re on it

Imagine that - not all humans are alike

What a concept

stop i can hear them now, the voices in my head, they're flooding in at once in a rush, leaving no where to hide. There is no escape from this rising sense of dread, when it's already here inside!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPMDCJrRpT8

I go hard in the motherfucking paint, nigga
Leave you stinking, nigga
What the fuck you thinking, nigga?
I'm gon' die for this shit or what the fuck I say
Front yard, broad day with the SK
See Gucci, that's my motherfucking nigga
I hang in the 'Dale with them Hit Squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame, one hood-ass nigga
Riding real slow, bending corners, my nigga

crawling in my skin these wounds will never heal

A relative described how he once hit a dog with the car like that. The dog got crushed hard! It made a lot of noise but died after half an hour or so. Anyway the gory and kind of fun thing about it was that the dogs eye got dislodged and stuck in the hood ornament, dripping and squishy but kind of looking at you. Dog owners might not like this anecdote but the thought of the unlikeliness of the eye getting stuck there always makes me laugh.