In some parallel universe I have a girlfriend RIP

In a better parallel universe you have a trap girlfriend

In a parallel universe I'm not a loser who uses discord all day and jerks off constantly

ive had girlfriends before, they just get in the way

i want to play video games and smoke weed with my friends

based

kek norwegian

they want to go out and do shit

I manage to do both but i feels

in an alternate universe I dont doubletap my spacebar

>laughs as fam get the truth wrong about their alternate selves.

why do you do that btw

yea im a degnerate

foxfire

lets goto this gay bar and run up a 200 dollar bill

just fuck sluts

>having friends

no time for relationships

Now there's your problem

in a better better universe you have rose as your trap gf

cate why is ur title fag kek

idk honestly sometimes i dont even know it happens.

Idk

Lol

dyslexia i imagine

kek

Didn't feel like changing

well

he is a fag

Friends are for gays

its a warning

I need wine reccomendations

kek

Like what

help me out

You just spend your time with other men

nervous disorder too much caffeine hours of laughing while typing? one hand on the keys one on my meat

That's gay

kek

need wine reccommendations pls

It's late.. I was invited to go drink...