No

I can do the actual washing and drying

But not folding

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I also like mopping and vacuuming, I find 8t oddly relaxing

I just throw my clothes in a pile after they are clean

I'd literally be a perfect housewaifu if only I could fold properly

Nooo! You must fold!

Nah

I CAN FOLD IT'S OK

@Octavia I find vacuuming relaxing too

I`ll do decorating for the house, painting and wallpapering is my jazz

I at least *attempt* to fold

@Mandyyesssss painting is fun

@Mandy can i help? I like painting

Can i garden? Im good at gardening...

EXCUSE ME HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE INVITING THEMSELVES INTO THIS MARRIAGE

NO TODD

Is HGTV a thing over there

YOU'RE NOT INVITED

I can cook

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@Ruger mic spam in dining room

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Okay making pudding and chopping strawberries

Brb

Im a filthy male, no males in the marrage

I can hug? I give very good hugs and snuggles

Trash and Laundry is my thing. I dibs it.

@coattailsandbowties i give good hugs too. Ask Cow.

And I can sew p gud

aye @sweatercowsandsass me and you paint party

I am very snuggly

Ok yeah I'm shit at sewing

@Mandy AND ME DAMNIT

I will gib infinate skyrim

@Mandy YESSSSS BITCH

Anything 4 fod

Rude.

@coattailsandbowties if I come to comicon next year... will you help me with my cosplay?

YES YES OF COURSE