I'm 19 and haven't had a relationship that lasted more than a year m8 I ain't got no daughter

Your name says differently

how would you know?

can I finger your daughter

for 10 shmekels

WW1 remembrance/Armistice isn't really observed too much in the States. Surprised anyone here even knows the significance of the poppy.

Are you sure you don’t

wadda bitch

hold up

10 shmekels to fuck your daughter

Eh

found another cuck

I only knew about it myself because of the poem In Flanders Fields. :/

what do I care what you do to a body pillow?

stop

give me your daughter mate

Bahahahaha

HAAHAHAHAH

gotta sniff it first

only if I can sniff her first

schmeckels

Don't sniff your finger fag

He's been fingering his daughter for years now

Fucking hell 😂

OH NOW EVERYONE GOES SILENT

Yeah

Wew

On a whim I shaved my glorious beard and I now must just wait for it to return ;-;

Worst mistake EVER lol

grow a moustache

I can't grow one well without the beard, it just doesn't look right.

My grandfather on the other hand at my age had full fucking handlebars

different times

Is jamie buying feet girls?

Apparently he wants my daughter

Can i have the rights to your second born?

I don't even have a first born. Also knowing my track record any spawn I have will be to a mother who knows who to use a bat

Jesus ahah

Ok, why are the camp upgrades in red dead 2 so fucking useless

welp sajid javid just ditched asia bibi's asylum app

grounds that it'll incite civil unrest in muslim population