tfw like texas accents

#NO MORE DEGENERATE CONTENT

am i a slut? 🤔

@zibble enjoy your time with the admins

so if i rent a kilt and ahve a scottish accent il get ma hole in america

@T e x Yeah it's called an incest fetish

😦

the south of america is just incest

ONLY RELIGIOUS PURITY DISCUSSION

I mights as well throw something original into this

😂

@BAMPOT dumb sluts will confuse your accent with all the other ones from over there but yes you will get your dick wet

well time to go on a shagging tour across the USA

Don't

your dick will turn black

Not the african american black

Just

Black

Tip: don’t say shagging in America it sounds retarded

would the pickup line "you want a taste of my spicy haggis" work

Always

no

Do you want some battered sausage, hen?

^

I haven't had battered sausage in years.

I can't have it anymore. 😦

gluten?

I thought cow gave you some last week @coattailsandbowties

Aye.

@Deleted User get your mind out of the gutter

you got caeliacs

There's probs a way you could make it yourself? it'd probs be healthier too 😂

I made my first anti-fan, it fills me with glee

cant be only one hearing this while browsing mutt memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1siPgAVOAtU

you can bake batter/breadcrumb coatings and such, way healthier than frying

Sausages have gluten in them.

Just buy gluten free sausage

Battered sausage giving out free samples.

you can get gluyen free ones out of lidls