Message from @Kingdilph

Discord ID: 511118173291151370


2018-11-11 09:57:32 UTC  

i'm already old

2018-11-11 09:57:33 UTC  

i feel old

2018-11-11 09:57:46 UTC  

How old are you Jim

2018-11-11 09:57:54 UTC  

He’s 18

2018-11-11 09:57:59 UTC  

28 i think

2018-11-11 09:58:00 UTC  

Weight of the world and such

2018-11-11 09:58:11 UTC  

i don't celebrate my birthdays so i lose track of them

2018-11-11 09:58:21 UTC  

When you get that old you begin to lose track...

2018-11-11 09:59:00 UTC  

Every year mum asks what I want, I’m thirty now so it got to the point I just tell her that I want socks.

2018-11-11 09:59:07 UTC  

I've been doing that for the last 2 years jim lol

2018-11-11 09:59:14 UTC  

Gonna live a comfortable existence with minimal stress and no kids for another 30 years then fling myself into the ocean with a giant trebuchet. Job done

2018-11-11 09:59:18 UTC  

People ask my age or my birthday and I actually have to take a second to think

2018-11-11 09:59:21 UTC  

I can't do birthdays. Or christmas.

2018-11-11 09:59:28 UTC  

Damn neck maxxing is alive

2018-11-11 09:59:41 UTC  

2018-11-11 09:59:42 UTC  

Proud for you bus

2018-11-11 10:00:09 UTC  

Im on my toilet i cant be fucked to correct that

2018-11-11 10:00:38 UTC  

But nah you got Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, dementia.... fuck getting old.

2018-11-11 10:00:39 UTC  

Why tf are you in vc when you are shitting

2018-11-11 10:01:01 UTC  

he's in memespace it's okay

2018-11-11 10:01:08 UTC  

This is my sudoku

2018-11-11 10:01:14 UTC  

Fair enough

2018-11-11 10:01:26 UTC  

Meme space is the designated shitting channel

2018-11-11 10:01:30 UTC  

Imma go listen to Dilph shit and jerk my ding dong

2018-11-11 10:01:44 UTC  

Medical tech might be able to cure all those one day?

2018-11-11 10:01:50 UTC  

So, India?

2018-11-11 10:01:50 UTC  

today is the day that we remember the men of the First World War and 100 years since we still remember them
these are the men of the
Battle of the Somme
Cambrai
Caporetta
Passchendaele .
Verdun
Jutland
Gallipoli
the generation of a world was thrown into the meat grinder all over the world and 100 years since we remember themand the sacrifice

lest we forget

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/511118349875544074/72431244_97764402_getty_graphic_soldier_andfield_of_poppies.jpg

2018-11-11 10:01:52 UTC  

Video it and get money

2018-11-11 10:02:05 UTC  

dilph destroying the porcelain again

2018-11-11 10:02:08 UTC  

Oh Christ, it’s going to be one of those days

2018-11-11 10:02:23 UTC  

its okay, that one was nice.

2018-11-11 10:02:39 UTC  

Yeah, I can just see shit kids doing it soon.

2018-11-11 10:02:42 UTC  

@EncMike modern ai can predict it years before

2018-11-11 10:02:44 UTC  

who the fuck stretched that empty pizza earlier

2018-11-11 10:02:58 UTC  

@NOX.exe me lol

2018-11-11 10:02:59 UTC  

It was @Cow

2018-11-11 10:03:18 UTC  

How long have you been working in the pizza biz my dude?

2018-11-11 10:03:18 UTC  

👌

2018-11-11 10:03:23 UTC  

wait, are they not pre-stretched? i imagined everything dominos would be premade

2018-11-11 10:03:23 UTC  

Shitname..

2018-11-11 10:03:30 UTC  

@NOX.exe Couple months now.