Message from @Mike The Dick

Discord ID: 511388012051955731


2018-11-12 03:50:29 UTC  

Did he aye?

2018-11-12 03:50:47 UTC  

Behold, the big head

2018-11-12 03:50:50 UTC  

One sec

2018-11-12 03:51:03 UTC  

That had her Snapchat, removing

2018-11-12 03:51:08 UTC  

she knows how to sell herself

2018-11-12 03:51:14 UTC  

I like that last line before her snapchat name, describes me pretty well

2018-11-12 03:51:25 UTC  

lol

2018-11-12 03:51:44 UTC  

There we go, twice as anonymous

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/511387597411581953/Screenshot_20181111-224945.png

2018-11-12 03:51:49 UTC  

Oi, @Deleted User, get in VC you slippery cunt

2018-11-12 03:51:55 UTC  

landwhale

2018-11-12 03:51:59 UTC  

Okay

2018-11-12 03:52:14 UTC  

Let me grab my porn machine I mean laptop

2018-11-12 03:52:19 UTC  

Safe

2018-11-12 03:52:24 UTC  

Tell her I'll give her some hair n makeup lessons and teach her some good angles if she wants, she might get some matches then

2018-11-12 03:52:38 UTC  

has the term "weightist" been coined yet?

2018-11-12 03:52:45 UTC  

Probably

2018-11-12 03:52:59 UTC  

SJW's say everything is an "ist"

2018-11-12 03:53:04 UTC  

no because being fat is subhuman

2018-11-12 03:53:15 UTC  

now that i think about it, id be stunned if it hasnt

2018-11-12 03:53:16 UTC  

Thanks Niko love you too

2018-11-12 03:53:23 UTC  

She looks like she ate her last tinder meet up, I wouldnt risk it

2018-11-12 03:53:29 UTC  

Nah I'm sure I've heard it been used before

2018-11-12 03:53:31 UTC  

vore

2018-11-12 03:53:49 UTC  

i think they just call you sexist

2018-11-12 03:53:49 UTC  

She looks like the kinda chick to be into weird shit, ngl

2018-11-12 03:53:56 UTC  

in the fucking dictionary n all

2018-11-12 03:54:00 UTC  

the fuck

2018-11-12 03:54:02 UTC  

wow

2018-11-12 03:54:07 UTC  

jesus

2018-11-12 03:54:08 UTC  

No way

2018-11-12 03:54:16 UTC  

slipped that shit in there didnt they

2018-11-12 03:54:16 UTC  

how

2018-11-12 03:54:22 UTC  

No fuckin clue

2018-11-12 03:54:35 UTC  

The same way I slip into your mums vag

2018-11-12 03:54:47 UTC  

then it would be not at all

2018-11-12 03:54:54 UTC  

Listen you guys are cool, don't come to the tennis tournament tomorrow.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/511388396598591488/IMG_20181111_225426.jpg

2018-11-12 03:54:55 UTC  

*exactly*

2018-11-12 03:54:55 UTC  

Susie Dent just fuckin cutting now

2018-11-12 03:54:59 UTC  

"Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2018"

2018-11-12 03:55:04 UTC  

me irl