where the fuck do you live? germany lmfao

huh

We've been going out for 5 months. To the day.

WHAT

@Eddie i have a meme that will get you up to speed on what you missed in the last few months on dank brigade

@Eddie you just pop outta your fucking crypt man?

last i heard it was something like $2000 and frankly fuck that

GERMANY? I like fucking women not women that look like males. For that Id go to thailand jeez

***HAVE I REALLY BEEN GONE 5 MONTHS***

Ruger no.

yes

**Poor**tugal

That's just cruel

Germany makes some pretty hot granny porn.

@Eddie

Ruger yes

AHHH

Yea!

Thats the meme

thought so lmfao, german women look like fucking road kill

@╰☆☆ 𝔖𝔗ℜՑ𝔅Յℜℜ𝔶 ☆☆╮ German women dont look male though

HAHAHAHA

I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID MOST OF THOSE

Doubt

@coattailsandbowties As afriend

LIES

YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE USED REAL QUOTES DAMNIT

I'm going to stop you there

@??? Just because you fuck them from behind doesnt mean their face doesnt look like a trainwreck meets boris

Yes @coattailsandbowties YES YOU HAVE

any hole is a goal but not every hole is a score

It's a meme, not all of it has to be real.

Meme school 101

also akali fag

Cow no

evelynn is best girl

But it makes it more exiting if it is

@╰☆☆ 𝔖𝔗ℜՑ𝔅Յℜℜ𝔶 ☆☆╮ tf dude, german women are one of the prettiest

Well a hole is better than yer own hand

HAH

have you ever been to Germany?