Message from @.Hyper_padna

Discord ID: 511968929053278238


2018-11-13 18:18:56 UTC  

Didn't happen on my end

2018-11-13 18:18:58 UTC  

Slav time?

2018-11-13 18:19:25 UTC  

It's always slav time

2018-11-13 18:19:38 UTC  

@.Hyper_padna what are you, fuckin religious?

2018-11-13 18:19:47 UTC  

Time to do squats and eat mayonase

2018-11-13 18:20:01 UTC  

Why would you eat an instrument

2018-11-13 18:20:17 UTC  

i am religious

2018-11-13 18:20:17 UTC  

Is mayonase an instroment?

2018-11-13 18:20:28 UTC  

Mayonase is a very powerfull instrument

2018-11-13 18:20:39 UTC  

One used for PEACEFULL ETHNICAL CLEANSING

2018-11-13 18:20:39 UTC  

*powerful*

2018-11-13 18:20:51 UTC  

Try using it right the next time

2018-11-13 18:20:55 UTC  

Hell yeah ethnic cleansing

2018-11-13 18:20:56 UTC  

*Indeed*

2018-11-13 18:20:57 UTC  

it is an intrement of great destruction

2018-11-13 18:21:09 UTC  

Not destruction, PURIFICATION

2018-11-13 18:21:13 UTC  

Somebody say?

2018-11-13 18:21:14 UTC  

*Gas*

2018-11-13 18:21:31 UTC  

If there is an mustard gas, why can't be a MAYONASE GAS?

2018-11-13 18:21:44 UTC  

oof

2018-11-13 18:21:44 UTC  

i believe that jesus was a magician that tricked everyone into believing that he was the son of god!

2018-11-13 18:21:59 UTC  

hoho fuckers

2018-11-13 18:21:59 UTC  

Yeah he was all like

2018-11-13 18:22:01 UTC  

The answer is simple: there is an mayonese gas, but it is so powerfull that all the nations of the world destroyed it's samples long ago

2018-11-13 18:22:02 UTC  

Or he was just gay.

2018-11-13 18:22:03 UTC  

it all makes sense

2018-11-13 18:22:10 UTC  

Everybody knows gays are magical

2018-11-13 18:22:13 UTC  

"I will now make this nail.... Disappear!"

2018-11-13 18:22:17 UTC  

.Hyper_padnaHoje às 16:21
i believe that jesus was a magician that tricked everyone into believing that he was the son of god!// Now that's something straight out of every religion

2018-11-13 18:22:18 UTC  

And put it in his hand

2018-11-13 18:23:13 UTC  

do you know how he shared a loaf of bread with like 200 people?

2018-11-13 18:23:23 UTC  

It's simple

2018-11-13 18:23:27 UTC  

VERRY simple

2018-11-13 18:23:32 UTC  

They were all communists

2018-11-13 18:23:34 UTC  

he had multiple loafs up his sleeve

2018-11-13 18:23:38 UTC  

Therefore, they don't ate the bread

2018-11-13 18:23:47 UTC  

But he shared it betwen them

2018-11-13 18:23:50 UTC  

and half of them were gluten free

2018-11-13 18:23:59 UTC  

GLUTEN

2018-11-13 18:24:12 UTC  

Imagine being celiac in like 20 B.C.

2018-11-13 18:24:34 UTC  

Oh, those romans