But he shared it betwen them

and half of them were gluten free

GLUTEN

Imagine being celiac in like 20 B.C.

Oh, those romans

coeliacs hate him learn how he fed 2000 people with one simple trick

do you know how he turned water into wine?

No gluten eating ass niggas

with one of these

https://gyazo.com/07795f4de7628439da52590472a3f992

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

Now you sir is a real theologian

and then he shat himself when the romans saw through his trickery and they nailed him to a cross

That was a magic trick too tho

He made the nail disappear

IT WAS?

In his hand

thats how he fed the rest

With a hammer

WOW!

do you know about how marry followed the star?

mary*

that was just his mother being supportive of his believe

I actually once met Stan Lee.

WOW!

Back in 2014.

@WARCORP™ you don't say

stan lee = jesus confirmed

i met him yesterday beilive it or not

he was a bit rude. he didnt even acknowledge me

Shut up.

Have you guys seen some of these porn plots recently?

The writing has improved

ITS STILL NO NUT NOVEMBER

I MUST STAY PURE

I am not surprised at all.

@.Hyper_padna you need to fucking nut

At least its not the one where there’s a guy in a bathtub and lisa ann is the lifeguard

The plot to that one was hilarious

orgasms decrease your chance of getting prostrate cancer

W🅾️KE