it all makes sense

Everybody knows gays are magical

"I will now make this nail.... Disappear!"

.Hyper_padnaHoje às 16:21
i believe that jesus was a magician that tricked everyone into believing that he was the son of god!// Now that's something straight out of every religion

And put it in his hand

do you know how he shared a loaf of bread with like 200 people?

It's simple

VERRY simple

They were all communists

he had multiple loafs up his sleeve

Therefore, they don't ate the bread

But he shared it betwen them

and half of them were gluten free

GLUTEN

Imagine being celiac in like 20 B.C.

Oh, those romans

coeliacs hate him learn how he fed 2000 people with one simple trick

do you know how he turned water into wine?

No gluten eating ass niggas

with one of these

https://gyazo.com/07795f4de7628439da52590472a3f992

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

Now you sir is a real theologian

and then he shat himself when the romans saw through his trickery and they nailed him to a cross

That was a magic trick too tho

He made the nail disappear

IT WAS?

In his hand

thats how he fed the rest

With a hammer

WOW!

do you know about how marry followed the star?

mary*

that was just his mother being supportive of his believe

I actually once met Stan Lee.

WOW!

Back in 2014.

@WARCORP™ you don't say

stan lee = jesus confirmed

i met him yesterday beilive it or not

he was a bit rude. he didnt even acknowledge me