Message from @Mike The Dick

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2018-11-16 00:17:26 UTC  

like fucking pizza huts gulen free pizza tastes like cardboard

2018-11-16 00:17:29 UTC  

And it always falls apart when you try and toast it

2018-11-16 00:17:39 UTC  

Can you treat it or not?

2018-11-16 00:17:45 UTC  

Im off o/

2018-11-16 00:17:48 UTC  

An the bread is always smashed and not a square

2018-11-16 00:17:50 UTC  

celiac disease isn't it

2018-11-16 00:17:53 UTC  

Gluten is great

2018-11-16 00:18:00 UTC  

I can’t drink beer anymore

2018-11-16 00:18:07 UTC  

It has gluten

2018-11-16 00:18:09 UTC  

you can drink vodka though

2018-11-16 00:18:11 UTC  

Beers shit anyway

2018-11-16 00:18:11 UTC  

;D

2018-11-16 00:18:23 UTC  

So I just drink rum and vodka and gin and wiskey

2018-11-16 00:18:24 UTC  

They have gluten free beer but you have to get it at Trader Joe's or Whole Foods if you're in the states @DUB3R5

2018-11-16 00:18:32 UTC  

tbh beer is shitty anyway

2018-11-16 00:18:39 UTC  

I wanna bud light tho

2018-11-16 00:18:42 UTC  

ew

2018-11-16 00:18:55 UTC  

It tastes bad but I occasionally want it

2018-11-16 00:19:00 UTC  

I don't know why

2018-11-16 00:19:06 UTC  

Heineken> Bud Light

2018-11-16 00:19:14 UTC  

bud in general is awful

2018-11-16 00:19:29 UTC  

Whiskey> beer

2018-11-16 00:19:31 UTC  

I don’t drink anymore I just get high now

2018-11-16 00:19:32 UTC  

I'll drink PBR before I drink a Bud Light and PBR taste like fizzy water

2018-11-16 00:19:34 UTC  

ale is always better than beer, but whiskeys are usually better than ale

2018-11-16 00:19:35 UTC  

Drunk*

2018-11-16 00:19:43 UTC  

imo

2018-11-16 00:19:51 UTC  

That’s heroine mmmmm

2018-11-16 00:19:59 UTC  

Cocaine is gluten free

2018-11-16 00:20:08 UTC  

so is meth

2018-11-16 00:20:11 UTC  

>2018
>not drinking pure Mescaline

2018-11-16 00:20:11 UTC  

It's not vegan though

2018-11-16 00:20:19 UTC  

It’s not??

2018-11-16 00:20:19 UTC  

coke isn't vegan?

2018-11-16 00:20:23 UTC  

How

2018-11-16 00:20:25 UTC  

Cocaine comes from the Coca plant that makes it vegan

2018-11-16 00:20:28 UTC  

@Mike The Dick mescaline is fucking amazing

2018-11-16 00:20:38 UTC  

It’s from a plant lol

2018-11-16 00:20:40 UTC  

better than mDMA

2018-11-16 00:20:46 UTC  

fuck you @ing me for, I know