Message from @Mike The Dick

Discord ID: 512784529312841729


2018-11-16 00:20:46 UTC  

fuck you @ing me for, I know

2018-11-16 00:20:50 UTC  

according to the first internet search I did

2018-11-16 00:20:54 UTC  

Heroin is also vegan because it comes from poppies

2018-11-16 00:20:57 UTC  

hippy advice for the modern day human

2018-11-16 00:21:03 UTC  

My friend smoked mdma from a light bulb before school like a dumbass

2018-11-16 00:21:18 UTC  

wtf

2018-11-16 00:21:18 UTC  

fucking hippies, almost worse than furries

2018-11-16 00:21:30 UTC  

I got called into work while I was still on shrooms it was supposed to be my day off

2018-11-16 00:21:33 UTC  

fuck you hippies are a mixed crowd

2018-11-16 00:21:35 UTC  

whaaat

2018-11-16 00:21:36 UTC  

Rugers on twitter atm

2018-11-16 00:21:45 UTC  

I came in and had to hide my eyes

2018-11-16 00:21:57 UTC  

without asking for dox, what do you do?

2018-11-16 00:22:05 UTC  

hopefully nothing that requires you to think straight

2018-11-16 00:22:07 UTC  

lol

2018-11-16 00:22:15 UTC  

I was a host

2018-11-16 00:22:22 UTC  

I had to do Togo orders too

2018-11-16 00:22:25 UTC  

oh for like parties?

2018-11-16 00:22:34 UTC  

looool shrooms are literally the worst drug to be forced to be functional on imo

2018-11-16 00:22:38 UTC  

so what happened to Mikes Rotherham show?

2018-11-16 00:22:44 UTC  

Shrooms are gay

2018-11-16 00:22:47 UTC  

no like greeting people at the door sitting them down and getting their menus and forks

2018-11-16 00:22:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512784604353265674/0.png

2018-11-16 00:23:02 UTC  

and using the phone for Togo orders

2018-11-16 00:23:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512784687077392394/2962674.png

2018-11-16 00:23:24 UTC  

Big dicks

2018-11-16 00:23:26 UTC  

"welcome to the restaurant, please take a seat here." "but sir, this is a plant pot"

2018-11-16 00:23:37 UTC  

Y e s

2018-11-16 00:23:48 UTC  

"Hi welcome to chillis"

2018-11-16 00:23:57 UTC  

Did you rip them off some toads?

2018-11-16 00:23:58 UTC  

we made that joke all the time

2018-11-16 00:24:10 UTC  

I actually said that to a person that came in and they got confused

2018-11-16 00:24:17 UTC  

heh

2018-11-16 00:24:35 UTC  

Gosh dang dude

2018-11-16 00:24:38 UTC  

Drugs are bad

2018-11-16 00:24:41 UTC  

My brother in law became a manager there and we sold carts to all the workers

2018-11-16 00:24:48 UTC  

if drugs are bad then your brain is bad

2018-11-16 00:24:51 UTC  

because it's full of drugs

2018-11-16 00:24:51 UTC  

Like mid work day

2018-11-16 00:25:04 UTC  

Necklets out