Message from coattailsandbowties in Scale brigade #general

2018-11-16 00:43:14 UTC  

well see then you have to open your legs to be comfy and fit the head and that can lead to huge misfortune if someone farts

2018-11-16 00:43:14 UTC  

unless he's like the same height as you

2018-11-16 00:43:17 UTC  

because effort

2018-11-16 00:43:24 UTC  

My dick curves down barley but it’s straight and perfect for deepthroating

2018-11-16 00:43:41 UTC  

Idk how girls do it with curves dicks

2018-11-16 00:43:42 UTC  

it's easier for me to prop myself up on my elbow at his side and go 😏

2018-11-16 00:43:55 UTC  

Up and slightly to the left fer me.
But most of you all already know that lol

2018-11-16 00:43:55 UTC  

@DUB3R5 gently.

2018-11-16 00:43:58 UTC  

you ever just go full retard and face fuck a girl?

2018-11-16 00:44:04 UTC  

@Mike The Dick not misfortune, hilarity. If you haven't had to stop sex because of laughing hysterically at a mistimed queef, fart or other noise you ain't comfortable in your relationship

2018-11-16 00:44:09 UTC  

mine just goes straight up

2018-11-16 00:44:12 UTC  

Dicks that curve to the side freak me out

2018-11-16 00:44:19 UTC  

@Shmeh *exactly*

2018-11-16 00:44:29 UTC  

mmm point make Shmeh

2018-11-16 00:44:30 UTC  

man, you're still at the laughing hysterically and having to stop phase?

2018-11-16 00:44:39 UTC  

keep going, queefs be damned

2018-11-16 00:44:45 UTC  

farts be damned

2018-11-16 00:44:51 UTC  

But fart noises

2018-11-16 00:44:57 UTC  

sex is funny sometimes

2018-11-16 00:44:58 UTC  

Farts are always funny

2018-11-16 00:45:00 UTC  

if you can't have a giggle when shit happens then that's depressing

2018-11-16 00:45:07 UTC  

a giggle sure

2018-11-16 00:45:12 UTC  

Ad shit does happen lol

2018-11-16 00:45:12 UTC  

not enough to put you off though

2018-11-16 00:45:16 UTC  

if your fucking still after than and laughing, hell no

2018-11-16 00:45:17 UTC  


2018-11-16 00:45:21 UTC  

Contagious laughter

2018-11-16 00:45:27 UTC  

@DUB3R5 Dude on top is gay, eating ass is for men.

2018-11-16 00:45:35 UTC  

Mmm yes baby make those tits fart

2018-11-16 00:45:44 UTC  

wait what

2018-11-16 00:45:45 UTC  


2018-11-16 00:45:47 UTC  

@Aya maniaccly laughing whilst plowing. I can imagine

2018-11-16 00:45:54 UTC  

@Cow wym on top

2018-11-16 00:46:04 UTC  

Lift sumo eat booty that’s what I always say

2018-11-16 00:46:05 UTC  

for the 69 thing, he's a bit behind.

2018-11-16 00:46:22 UTC  

Guys should always be on the bottom for 69

2018-11-16 00:46:29 UTC  

Either way

2018-11-16 00:46:36 UTC  

guys are generally heavier so it just makes sense tbh

2018-11-16 00:46:38 UTC  

Unless u face fuck them

2018-11-16 00:46:41 UTC  

@DUB3R5 of a 69 dude on top is shitty

2018-11-16 00:46:47 UTC  

@DUB3R5 exactly