Message from @Coc Lover

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2018-11-16 08:20:46 UTC  

do you have the goblin body craw

2018-11-16 08:20:46 UTC  

You’re skinny boye

2018-11-16 08:20:56 UTC  

GNOBLIN

2018-11-16 08:21:04 UTC  

skinny arms and legs but a big ol pot belly

2018-11-16 08:21:58 UTC  

I not a gnelf

2018-11-16 08:22:07 UTC  

you are though

2018-11-16 08:22:07 UTC  

gnoblin

2018-11-16 08:22:14 UTC  

So 5’10” at 16 stone is not bad

2018-11-16 08:22:15 UTC  

Your a g'nome

2018-11-16 08:22:24 UTC  

Its big, i admit

2018-11-16 08:22:27 UTC  

16 stone at that is still a bit big

2018-11-16 08:22:29 UTC  

@Papa Benz it is tbh

2018-11-16 08:22:31 UTC  

Mate I'd be garbage in a fight in the state I'm in
My brain is so slow and I'm always tired

2018-11-16 08:22:42 UTC  

But most of my mass is muscle

2018-11-16 08:22:42 UTC  

***YOUVE ALL BEEN GNOMED***

2018-11-16 08:22:44 UTC  

uae a bmi scale to find out where you land

2018-11-16 08:22:55 UTC  

Im at 4.7% body fat

2018-11-16 08:23:05 UTC  

I lift and do construction

2018-11-16 08:23:07 UTC  

listen yeah

2018-11-16 08:23:18 UTC  

didn't ask for a life story

2018-11-16 08:23:35 UTC  

i did

2018-11-16 08:23:48 UTC  

I'm in the process of getting back into shape
I used to be fit but then some things happened and I didn't really do anything for the longest time

2018-11-16 08:24:04 UTC  

I mean i inferred that you wanted to know why im 16 stone

2018-11-16 08:24:50 UTC  

I used to love to fight but I just can't seem to get enough sleep

2018-11-16 08:25:24 UTC  

16 just seems like a lot, but I live in an area where we use kg

2018-11-16 08:25:29 UTC  

So that might be why

2018-11-16 08:25:46 UTC  

I'm Texan mate I barley know the metric system

2018-11-16 08:25:58 UTC  

It just sounds so disproportionate

2018-11-16 08:26:07 UTC  

@Grim it goes both ways

2018-11-16 08:27:03 UTC  

Lbs is fucked up and unneeded

2018-11-16 08:27:20 UTC  

Stones are for primitive beings

2018-11-16 08:27:33 UTC  

Kg is for the modern world

2018-11-16 08:27:46 UTC  

metric master race

2018-11-16 08:28:15 UTC  

Why do I constantly feel like I got 2 hours of sleep

2018-11-16 08:28:24 UTC  

Did you try asmr

2018-11-16 08:28:25 UTC  

Normal people master race

2018-11-16 08:28:28 UTC  

Jokes aside

2018-11-16 08:28:32 UTC  

Go see a doctor

2018-11-16 08:28:37 UTC  

I'm not a person

2018-11-16 08:28:43 UTC  

I might get shitfaced tonight

2018-11-16 08:28:48 UTC  

Asmr is fucking amazing at giving me a good night sleep