Message from @Tee CA
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http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/65367000/jpg/_65367942_kelly_comp464.jpg
This cunt, ned kelly went around in a full armoured bullet proof suit robbing stage coaches.
Also was known to save lives, a folk hero akin to American cowboys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
And this was the "Unofficial australian anthem" declined for not being official enough in favour of...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tswkr25A0
This shit they made me sing every day in primary school.
Over time things began to change.
The gold rush occured when gold was found, Eureka grow into a thriving gold mining town and immigrants european and... otherwise flooded to our beautiful shores.
Sydney was, for a time the largest city in the southern hemisphere.
There was gold in Australia?
And over time this began to breed contempt.
Lots of it, massive amounts, Australia is a mining country, once gold now coal.
The chinese were hated, coming solely as men, often picking the leftover of other miners and otherwise seeking to scam Australians.
This was generally despised along with some good old fashioned racism.
Every great country has racism though
http://www.socialistpartyaustralia.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Eureka-1-650x366.jpg
Leading to the Eureka revolt, where we tried to revolt from british rule so as to stop chinese immigration to our lands.
It failed, of course, but ultimately resulted in the White Australia policy.
http://images-2.domain.com.au/2013/08/05/4630830/120813_03_Immigration-620x349.jpg
This, combined with the aboriginal mistreatment took up %90 of my history education in school.
It also let my grandparents immigrate here, since they made it easier for white people to come over.
Even had a prime minister who said publicly "Two wongs don't make a white"
Kek
Shitposting is a national tradition, like it's not online.
With the exception of full lefties everyone I know calls their mum a cunt.
Sydney harbour bridge, for a while our pride and joy, largest bridge in the world.
Many died in it's construction.
And when it opened a socialist rode up on a horse and illegally cut the ribbon because he felt he was unfairly denied the opening ceremony.
If you call a woman a cunt in the states, you would have been better off just killing her family.
@Tee CA Then she's a cunt.
It hurts cuz it's true I guess
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Sydney_Opera_House_Sails.jpg
Also the Sydney opera house.
Built to honour the Australian aboriginal tradition of dreamtime or something via the shells that were once found.
I dunno, danish guy built it I think, looks cool.
After that...
Repealment of white Australia policy.
The Stolen generation.
Where we figured the best way to address income inequality and abuse in the aboriginal communities was to steal their kids and tell them they weren't aboriginal.
Oh!
How could I forget!
The war!
We fought as Anzacs under the british empire, a military force of Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.
We were known as diggers because of a stupid strategy in which we would dig under the german trenches, plant explosives and kill them via blowing them up from under.
http://www.gallipoli.gov.au/images/home/large/AWM7965_nek_painting-L.jpg
And Gallipoli.
Our first military encounter, on the shores of the dardanelles, the British gave us the wrong instructions on where to land.
We landed on a hillside in turkey, and were mowed down line after line. Cut down while being told not to retreat.
This is our military tradition, to march onwards to certain doom while an inept commander barks conflicting orders at you.
We mourn, there is very little victory in our military tradition, more remembrance.
Lest we forget.
That's a pretty based strategy for killing krauts tho
Yeah, never saw it coming did they.
Kek
Bringing us into... Vietnam.
Fuckin nam man