At least if you manage to pass out itll be hilarious

but they’re still very much in my gay little system

i’ve only passed out once and it was from low blood sugar

Fucking half 12 and some vapid cunt orders a frozen strawberry daiquiri. Christ alive

...so what?

At this time of day it should be coffee and nicotine. Not rum slushies

I mean if you sell an item at noon and said item gets ordered at noon, that's more your problem than hers.

True, no cocktails until 3 it is then

Hah

I just got off work... at 630am. If I could get smashed in a bar right now I would.

Lol you should buy cases of beer from a wholesaler and always have some in the house

I just want to go home and make mumble rap

I'd have to have bought it yesterday and Alabama doesn't allow alcohol sales on Sunday

Because god will make it rain crickets or some horseshit

I always stock up on booze. Because I finish at 4am and ain't nowhere open that time

im ready to take a nap.

Today is international Men's day

who else is flexxin

Don't say the n word. Nigger

Now I want a sleep you fuck

You want to sleep with Tex?

cryptid hours

thats fuckin wicked

thank you, fucking about with new editing tools

Sup.

The sky

Fake news.

Booncin in here the day like.

Help need smoke but no baccy

Hell yeah, there's an international mens day? Time to be an asshole to random people on twitter.

oof, got papers and filters? recycle your dumps you lazy fek

what

I got papers and filters who do you think I am

be a tramp, desperate times and shit, recycle

Smoke the Ash?

Lmao gonna try that

or just go to the shop,

Don’t do that

I can't go to shop I'm stuck in work

Smoking ash won’t do shit