Message from @The Last MethBender

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2018-11-20 11:59:14 UTC  

Has everything calmed down yet?

2018-11-20 11:59:16 UTC  

i guess, yeah, there's The Darling Fault

2018-11-20 11:59:59 UTC  

Just replace the dry wall in your house and add extractor fans

2018-11-20 12:00:02 UTC  

@zalfir darling fault wishes it was as funky fresh as the impending doom I live on

2018-11-20 12:00:20 UTC  

step the fuck up, protozeroic noob

2018-11-20 12:00:44 UTC  

At least its cheaper to replace a wall in murica

2018-11-20 12:01:07 UTC  

depending on what the wall is made of

2018-11-20 12:01:14 UTC  

wood and mold

2018-11-20 12:01:17 UTC  

The best way to ensure that mould does not bother you is to take a bath with a toaster.

2018-11-20 12:01:19 UTC  

it's the fuckin' plaguelands

2018-11-20 12:01:40 UTC  

i have black mold that grows on the coldest wall during winter

2018-11-20 12:01:40 UTC  

Your house is an alter to nurgle.

2018-11-20 12:02:06 UTC  

not enough aids in the house to be an altar to nurgle

2018-11-20 12:02:09 UTC  

i know it's the harmless variety because it can grow on hard surfaces

2018-11-20 12:02:15 UTC  

semi-harmless

2018-11-20 12:02:21 UTC  

mostly harmless

2018-11-20 12:02:23 UTC  

You need some californians in your house.

2018-11-20 12:02:32 UTC  

oh dude sure thing

2018-11-20 12:02:50 UTC  

the shit heaps on the side of the road in san fransisco really convinced me that's a good idea

2018-11-20 12:03:04 UTC  

yeah, wtf happened there?

2018-11-20 12:03:09 UTC  

Some californian chick told me her pussy will destroy me........it gave me aids.

2018-11-20 12:03:21 UTC  

they were super friendly to homeless people so it attracted all the homeless people?

2018-11-20 12:03:24 UTC  

is that it?

2018-11-20 12:03:46 UTC  

California has good weather most of the year and mild winters.

2018-11-20 12:04:09 UTC  

it has easy welfare policies and better access to food stamps. I speak from a place of authority, most of my family is poor as shit

2018-11-20 12:04:39 UTC  

dude homeless people don't give half a fuck about weather

2018-11-20 12:04:41 UTC  

that's a meme

2018-11-20 12:04:58 UTC  

you can dive into someone's car for the night them tell them you were drunk in the morning if they catch you

2018-11-20 12:05:00 UTC  

Australia's going to end up taking in American economic migrants, at this rate

2018-11-20 12:05:46 UTC  

"they can already speak the language" yeah nah fuck no thanks bro

2018-11-20 12:06:05 UTC  

don't take american migrants if you can help it

2018-11-20 12:06:20 UTC  

or you're going to see a starbucks on every corner

2018-11-20 12:06:45 UTC  

we're already talking about learning Asian languages in public schools as standard, in some states, we don't want to add Spanish to that

2018-11-20 12:07:07 UTC  

man I just don't go into their shops

2018-11-20 12:07:25 UTC  

Yeah tamales are tasty but I'll be goddamned if I'm learning spanish to buy a bag

2018-11-20 12:08:07 UTC  

it's night, i better get some work done

2018-11-20 12:08:25 UTC  

good luck with the mold/mould

2018-11-20 12:08:32 UTC  

genuine pisser, I was enjoying shitposting for once

2018-11-20 12:08:44 UTC  

take it easy man

2018-11-20 12:28:44 UTC  

Chat dead

2018-11-20 12:29:29 UTC  

dafuck happend to my name