Message from @Mr.Plague

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2018-11-20 14:33:33 UTC  

that sounds pretty nice to watch actually

2018-11-20 14:33:38 UTC  

I eat a lot of junk and my shit is hard and big and it causes my hemorrhoids

2018-11-20 14:33:46 UTC  

Then eat better

2018-11-20 14:33:57 UTC  

Probably a good idea

2018-11-20 14:34:00 UTC  

Literally stop eating shit

2018-11-20 14:34:02 UTC  

Not exactly rocket science

2018-11-20 14:34:03 UTC  

I guess it's your own fault then

2018-11-20 14:34:03 UTC  

No more cheese

2018-11-20 14:34:06 UTC  

eat more fibre, drink more water

2018-11-20 14:34:10 UTC  

ill call Jordan Peterson

2018-11-20 14:34:12 UTC  

I say as I start my second piece of breakfast pizza

2018-11-20 14:34:12 UTC  

Eat some grapes nigga

2018-11-20 14:34:17 UTC  

and fruit, occasionally

2018-11-20 14:34:22 UTC  

That's what I ate for breakfast

2018-11-20 14:34:27 UTC  

Pizza

2018-11-20 14:34:28 UTC  

More cheese

2018-11-20 14:34:41 UTC  

*consume the cheese*

2018-11-20 14:34:43 UTC  

Water is actually a really important thing most people miss, can cause really bad constipation or otherwise solid shits

2018-11-20 14:35:05 UTC  

“If you feel thirsty, you’re already dehydrated”

2018-11-20 14:35:10 UTC  

^

2018-11-20 14:35:13 UTC  

Yeah I need to stop drink pop and drink water

2018-11-20 14:35:14 UTC  

If you're struggling to shit drink more water in the first instance

2018-11-20 14:35:16 UTC  

Always drink water constantly

2018-11-20 14:35:21 UTC  

I only shit blood if I drink a pint of whiskey before bed

2018-11-20 14:35:28 UTC  

Water is for the gays

2018-11-20 14:35:31 UTC  

Walk around with a gallon jug of water

2018-11-20 14:35:34 UTC  

Kriley fuck up

2018-11-20 14:35:36 UTC  

Same Don

2018-11-20 14:35:41 UTC  

Constatnyl sip

2018-11-20 14:35:44 UTC  

it

2018-11-20 14:36:02 UTC  

My toilet experience looks like a murder scene but only once a month

2018-11-20 14:36:11 UTC  

Plenty coats

2018-11-20 14:36:14 UTC  

plenty

2018-11-20 14:36:16 UTC  

In the army, we forgot water and survived on energy drinks for 3 days lol

2018-11-20 14:36:24 UTC  

Who needs water when you can be a crippling alcoholic

2018-11-20 14:36:25 UTC  

No way Don

2018-11-20 14:36:29 UTC  

I have hemorrhoids wipes

2018-11-20 14:36:35 UTC  

Always drink alcohol

2018-11-20 14:36:36 UTC  

That should help

2018-11-20 14:36:37 UTC  

Fuckin BOOOOMER @Kareemstar

2018-11-20 14:36:39 UTC  

Hmm. Must've gotten kicked for inactivity