Message from @Mr.Plague
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that sounds pretty nice to watch actually
I eat a lot of junk and my shit is hard and big and it causes my hemorrhoids
Then eat better
Probably a good idea
Literally stop eating shit
Not exactly rocket science
I guess it's your own fault then
No more cheese
eat more fibre, drink more water
ill call Jordan Peterson
I say as I start my second piece of breakfast pizza
Eat some grapes nigga
and fruit, occasionally
That's what I ate for breakfast
Pizza
More cheese
*consume the cheese*
Water is actually a really important thing most people miss, can cause really bad constipation or otherwise solid shits
“If you feel thirsty, you’re already dehydrated”
^
If you're struggling to shit drink more water in the first instance
Always drink water constantly
I only shit blood if I drink a pint of whiskey before bed
Water is for the gays
Walk around with a gallon jug of water
Kriley fuck up
Same Don
Constatnyl sip
it
My toilet experience looks like a murder scene but only once a month
Plenty coats
plenty
In the army, we forgot water and survived on energy drinks for 3 days lol
Who needs water when you can be a crippling alcoholic
No way Don
I have hemorrhoids wipes
Always drink alcohol
That should help
Fuckin BOOOOMER @Kareemstar
Hmm. Must've gotten kicked for inactivity