Message from @Mr.Plague
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That's fine
If it's bright red its hemorrhoid
Stop wiping your ass so vigorously and use a cushion to sit down.
reenact the scene from IT with blood spraying around the bathroom but instead of it coming from the sink it comes from your asshole
wow
Okay...
that sounds pretty nice to watch actually
I eat a lot of junk and my shit is hard and big and it causes my hemorrhoids
Then eat better
Probably a good idea
Literally stop eating shit
Not exactly rocket science
I guess it's your own fault then
No more cheese
eat more fibre, drink more water
ill call Jordan Peterson
I say as I start my second piece of breakfast pizza
Eat some grapes nigga
and fruit, occasionally
That's what I ate for breakfast
More cheese
*consume the cheese*
Water is actually a really important thing most people miss, can cause really bad constipation or otherwise solid shits
“If you feel thirsty, you’re already dehydrated”
^
Yeah I need to stop drink pop and drink water
If you're struggling to shit drink more water in the first instance
Always drink water constantly
I only shit blood if I drink a pint of whiskey before bed
Water is for the gays
Walk around with a gallon jug of water
Kriley fuck up
Same Don
Constatnyl sip
it
My toilet experience looks like a murder scene but only once a month
Plenty coats
plenty
In the army, we forgot water and survived on energy drinks for 3 days lol
Who needs water when you can be a crippling alcoholic