Message from @Mr.Plague
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I got raped by a massive shit
I'm a shaman sometimes, I can prescribe eating ghosts if you need that
The funny thing this thing happened before
Going to the doctors is for pussys
Its ok guys it was just a big shid
@Kareemstar i mean he did admit to having haemorrhoids so there's a less sinister explanation...
Just take the bleeding from your arse like a man
Nah dont
@coattailsandbowties Missed that part
Can I do bathroom painting with my anal blood?
Aye it was small
But if that’s from Hemorrhoids then holy shit
Yeah sure @Mr.Plague
How do you wipe your ass so violently?
Anyway, was the poop black or nah?
Nah
If the poop was black it's an upper intestinal problem
That’ll tell me if it’s internal or hemorrhoids
Brown an red
Right
So
The red will be blood in the mucosal coating
That's fine
If it's bright red its hemorrhoid
Stop wiping your ass so vigorously and use a cushion to sit down.
reenact the scene from IT with blood spraying around the bathroom but instead of it coming from the sink it comes from your asshole
wow
Okay...
that sounds pretty nice to watch actually
I eat a lot of junk and my shit is hard and big and it causes my hemorrhoids
Then eat better
Probably a good idea
Literally stop eating shit
Not exactly rocket science
I guess it's your own fault then
No more cheese
eat more fibre, drink more water
ill call Jordan Peterson