Message from @Mr.Plague

Discord ID: 514447246293598209


2018-11-20 14:26:37 UTC  

And very nice @Papa Bear

2018-11-20 14:26:58 UTC  

Morning

2018-11-20 14:27:09 UTC  

Mornin

2018-11-20 14:27:11 UTC  

I'd hit that if she put milk in the bowl before the cereal

2018-11-20 14:27:30 UTC  

Absolute deal breaker

2018-11-20 14:27:42 UTC  

yeah I like a little madness in my wammin Hammond

2018-11-20 14:28:04 UTC  

Should I see a doctor for hemorrhoids?

2018-11-20 14:28:19 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas get out you heathen

2018-11-20 14:28:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/514446915346104364/IpwkVvU.jpg

2018-11-20 14:28:28 UTC  
2018-11-20 14:28:28 UTC  

those are badly ripped, if that what it is

2018-11-20 14:28:29 UTC  

we are the only doctors u need

2018-11-20 14:28:32 UTC  

Baking a cake don’t mean you can cook

2018-11-20 14:28:43 UTC  

Fix my asshole

2018-11-20 14:28:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/514447014331678730/FB_IMG_1541487759807.jpg

2018-11-20 14:28:56 UTC  

depends on the complexity of the cake

2018-11-20 14:29:13 UTC  

use superglue, I hear surgeons use it

2018-11-20 14:29:14 UTC  

Baking = cooking

2018-11-20 14:29:17 UTC  

@Mr.Plague not before you buy me dinner

2018-11-20 14:29:30 UTC  

But anyway, yeah Plague head to the doctor as soon as possible, there’s some internal bleeding going on in your intestines that needs to be looked at.

2018-11-20 14:29:41 UTC  

Great

2018-11-20 14:29:43 UTC  

Nah

2018-11-20 14:29:49 UTC  

<insert gay joke>

2018-11-20 14:29:51 UTC  

Don't be a pussy

2018-11-20 14:29:53 UTC  

I rather die

2018-11-20 14:30:08 UTC  

or cheap cheese with added colouring Mr Plague, but get checked either way

2018-11-20 14:30:10 UTC  

But don’t listen to me, I’m just some random guy on the internet with 6 years medical experience.

2018-11-20 14:30:14 UTC  

You need an old-timey plague doctor

2018-11-20 14:30:15 UTC  

^

2018-11-20 14:30:18 UTC  

Bbl

2018-11-20 14:30:23 UTC  

Baking requires you to follow a recipe exactly, cooking requires you to adapt a recipe to produce the best result

2018-11-20 14:30:23 UTC  

Tbh you just need to admit you fucked yourself too hard with your bad dragon horse dildo last night @Mr.Plague

2018-11-20 14:30:29 UTC  

Don bringing that old man experience

2018-11-20 14:30:32 UTC  

You right

2018-11-20 14:30:41 UTC  

I got raped by a massive shit

2018-11-20 14:30:52 UTC  

I'm a shaman sometimes, I can prescribe eating ghosts if you need that

2018-11-20 14:30:56 UTC  

The funny thing this thing happened before

2018-11-20 14:30:57 UTC  

Going to the doctors is for pussys

2018-11-20 14:30:57 UTC  

Its ok guys it was just a big shid

2018-11-20 14:31:10 UTC  

@Kareemstar i mean he did admit to having haemorrhoids so there's a less sinister explanation...