where would it go on my dick, would it be like a ring of toes?

on my foreskiN?

so basically dick will have more bumps?

Sprint through your gaf with the mongo boot, melt you around the dome, double ddt yer maw and yer dug

and nails?

shout yer da and say is this a three count

@Tea aye mate

nails in your hair

plenty doki

@sweatercowsandsass you here that we should be careful that we don't get catfished when finding our internet girlfriends

plenty

not enough

@sweatercowsandsass mate I’ll trade the rockband mic for the mongo boot

Ffs internet fuckin send

flesh for nails

Nah

mongo boot is holy grail

like aztec gold

i saw something about a guy saying "wait, i thought you were a girl"?, in my experience on disocord, that indicates someone had some unrealistic expectations.

@coattailsandbowties oh no really? I suppose I better dump my 23 internet girlfriends then cause they might be catfishes

foreskin for normal skin

whats a mongo boot

Rockband mic is unholy relic mate

ben youll be meeting it soon

@CheekyOGNutZach you can fuck off, my mongo boot is SACRED

in your plectrum

you pluke master

Well

Would you like me to show you all the mongo boot?

@sweatercowsandsass pah only 23 what are you a virgin?

That’s me telt

Since theres whiteys that dont know

Tuned

I got ***26***

@coattailsandbowties yes :(

half of your fuckinf dictionary i dont understand because im a mong when it comes to english @Tea

Havent even held hands before

nah

yer just a mong

rofl

thats why i say thx when people correct me