I was 7.

LAST CHRIIISTMAS

Ould bhoys everywhere

you were 7 in 1993?

I was 1

i was -7

same

Tailed is a old cunt.

Respect your elders and your rank superiors, cunts.

im a wee baby clearly

@Tea *AN old cunt to you, bairn.

You mean wean

Fa are you from in Scotland

I can't tell by accents since I'm retarded

I'm on my phone. I respect you Tailed.

Wean is a Glasgow/west coast word. @Eddie

You keep it together being single so long.

Aye we say bairn here too.

Brb

I keep it together? Whit? And how long do you think I've been single for, dare I ask?

@Tailed Feature lmao I'm from the North East and I picked up wean from the weegies on here

Bairn comes from the Norwegian "barn" meaning child. And we know how prolific the Vikings were back in the day.

Ohhhh

That makes sense

Wean is just... Wee wan

So that's why Geordies say bairn.

Wee un (one).

And now Linguistics with tailed feature^^

There's more mileage in that than Cooking With Tailed Feature.

It wouldn't be as funny.

I would still like to see a cooking segment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1kDVFGyIVU

I'd eat that sandwich just needs a little bit of mustard

No.

Why no

Morning

Do not sully the haggis.

Okay I'll eat it dry

Can I at least wash it down with beer

I miss haggis so much mate

Just make some