Message from @The Last MethBender

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2018-11-25 22:25:25 UTC  

i mean wages

2018-11-25 22:25:42 UTC  

mages sounds more interesting

2018-11-25 22:25:49 UTC  

Macdonalds are taking mages like the catholic church.

2018-11-25 22:25:53 UTC  

top level secrets

2018-11-25 22:26:03 UTC  

you shall never know how the mcflurry is made

2018-11-25 22:26:25 UTC  

You need level 57 conjuration to cast the long egg spell.

2018-11-25 22:26:30 UTC  

Its easy just throw a bunch of shit together

2018-11-25 22:26:35 UTC  

Boom mcflurry

2018-11-25 22:26:59 UTC  

The real question is how frequently does your ice cream machine work

2018-11-25 22:27:09 UTC  

never seen it not work

2018-11-25 22:27:14 UTC  

lies

2018-11-25 22:27:31 UTC  

Go home, take icecream, m&ms, and a blender, throw in some cyanide, and *PRESTO*

2018-11-25 22:27:31 UTC  

its literally a cold box that you fill with liquid

2018-11-25 22:27:35 UTC  

how does it break

2018-11-25 22:27:44 UTC  

i dunno ask mcdonalds

2018-11-25 22:27:44 UTC  

@RatKing would've been a good one if someone hadn't made that joke already

2018-11-25 22:27:45 UTC  

The problem is...... the mucflurrys in my local store has more cum in it than a groomed 12 year old from Rotherham.

2018-11-25 22:28:13 UTC  

yeh dont be rude at a mcdoes or you could end up with pubes in your mcflurry

2018-11-25 22:28:24 UTC  

truth

2018-11-25 22:28:28 UTC  

this

2018-11-25 22:29:02 UTC  

To be honest those ice cream machines are a bitch to clean and most fast food places dont give staff enougth time at the end of the day to clean properly

2018-11-25 22:29:13 UTC  

if someone makes a cunt of your order ask nicely for a replacment or your big mac is getting a close encounter with my genitalia

2018-11-25 22:29:30 UTC  

extra cheese so to speak

2018-11-25 22:29:48 UTC  

Special sauce @BAMPOT

2018-11-25 22:30:19 UTC  

When i was working in a coffee shop they only paid you half an hour after thr store closes and to cleam it properly would take 45-mins to half an hour.

2018-11-25 22:30:26 UTC  

Good whiteys post links to the bumfight videos

2018-11-25 22:30:40 UTC  

mcdoes is ussually alright

2018-11-25 22:30:48 UTC  

@Kazza find it on your own fag

2018-11-25 22:30:54 UTC  

About 10 years ago I was the night manager for a mcdonalds @The Last MethBender and I can attest that those fucking icecream machines were never cleaned right. Ever. The inspectors never fucking cared either. As long as your floors were clean and no built up grease then you're golden.

2018-11-25 22:30:57 UTC  

il prolly get the stolen money back if i talk to my manager

2018-11-25 22:31:05 UTC  

hitler did a bad job

2018-11-25 22:31:08 UTC  

stalin did better

2018-11-25 22:31:10 UTC  

prove me wrong

2018-11-25 22:31:17 UTC  

So you either stay and work for free or not do the job properly.

2018-11-25 22:31:26 UTC  

I wanna see the one where they fuck a crackwhore

2018-11-25 22:31:44 UTC  

So i can put it in my grandparents group chat

2018-11-25 22:31:58 UTC  

Seriously, never eat a toastie from EAT. Or pret those machines are either not clean or not rinsed properly.

2018-11-25 22:32:42 UTC  

One store had roaches on the counter next to the coffee machine and it was one of the main stores as well

2018-11-25 22:32:46 UTC  

Most restaurants are disgusting and hide their filth.

2018-11-25 22:33:18 UTC  

Yep

2018-11-25 22:33:32 UTC  

If i had the chance i would open a seafood resturaunt in my local area and call it PRAWN HUB.