Message from @The Last MethBender

Discord ID: 516379161024266250


2018-11-25 22:22:06 UTC  

I would get revenge on those twitch streamers who took my welfare checks.

2018-11-25 22:22:06 UTC  

@The Last MethBender maybe you could have a stand that gives you the ability to talk to women

2018-11-25 22:22:40 UTC  

@Creold since when do women have anything interesting to say?

2018-11-25 22:22:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/516378254253359106/image0.jpg

2018-11-25 22:22:56 UTC  

No

2018-11-25 22:23:12 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas unwashed potato

2018-11-25 22:23:17 UTC  

Ha

2018-11-25 22:24:07 UTC  

Only huyites in this server.

2018-11-25 22:24:43 UTC  

Dont post monica here @Hammond_of_Texas

2018-11-25 22:24:50 UTC  

Ooooof

2018-11-25 22:24:51 UTC  

Might set off ello

2018-11-25 22:25:06 UTC  

Monica sent me her dickpic

2018-11-25 22:25:17 UTC  

She is a trap.

2018-11-25 22:25:19 UTC  

fucking macdoes has done me out of 5hours worth of mages

2018-11-25 22:25:25 UTC  

i mean wages

2018-11-25 22:25:42 UTC  

mages sounds more interesting

2018-11-25 22:25:49 UTC  

Macdonalds are taking mages like the catholic church.

2018-11-25 22:25:53 UTC  

top level secrets

2018-11-25 22:26:03 UTC  

you shall never know how the mcflurry is made

2018-11-25 22:26:25 UTC  

You need level 57 conjuration to cast the long egg spell.

2018-11-25 22:26:30 UTC  

Its easy just throw a bunch of shit together

2018-11-25 22:26:35 UTC  

Boom mcflurry

2018-11-25 22:26:59 UTC  

The real question is how frequently does your ice cream machine work

2018-11-25 22:27:09 UTC  

never seen it not work

2018-11-25 22:27:14 UTC  

lies

2018-11-25 22:27:31 UTC  

Go home, take icecream, m&ms, and a blender, throw in some cyanide, and *PRESTO*

2018-11-25 22:27:31 UTC  

its literally a cold box that you fill with liquid

2018-11-25 22:27:35 UTC  

how does it break

2018-11-25 22:27:44 UTC  

i dunno ask mcdonalds

2018-11-25 22:27:44 UTC  

@RatKing would've been a good one if someone hadn't made that joke already

2018-11-25 22:27:45 UTC  

The problem is...... the mucflurrys in my local store has more cum in it than a groomed 12 year old from Rotherham.

2018-11-25 22:28:13 UTC  

yeh dont be rude at a mcdoes or you could end up with pubes in your mcflurry

2018-11-25 22:28:24 UTC  

truth

2018-11-25 22:28:28 UTC  

this

2018-11-25 22:29:02 UTC  

To be honest those ice cream machines are a bitch to clean and most fast food places dont give staff enougth time at the end of the day to clean properly

2018-11-25 22:29:13 UTC  

if someone makes a cunt of your order ask nicely for a replacment or your big mac is getting a close encounter with my genitalia

2018-11-25 22:29:30 UTC  

extra cheese so to speak

2018-11-25 22:29:48 UTC  

Special sauce @BAMPOT

2018-11-25 22:30:19 UTC  

When i was working in a coffee shop they only paid you half an hour after thr store closes and to cleam it properly would take 45-mins to half an hour.

2018-11-25 22:30:26 UTC  

Good whiteys post links to the bumfight videos