Message from @Lord Joe
Discord ID: 290281149240967168
TURKROACH BTFO
It's HAPPENING
@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe pretty good, on the job but getting happening news through here and got a plan for tonight
>Turkish ministers want to come to Netherlands to rally Turkish ex-patriots for votes in an upcoming referendum to give Erdogan more power
>Dutch don't like it and say they want to figure out a way to make it work
>Erdogan calls us Fascists and Nazis and says it's a middlefinger to democracy
>Dutch tell them to chill and they're figure out a way to organize a peaceful opportunity for the ministers to talk with ex-patriots here
>Turkish can't wait and just try to land a plane and other minister drives over to Rotterdam
>Are being told to fuck off
>Erdogan tells ex-patriots to rally in Rotterdam
>Minister and escort are told to go back to Germany
>Decline
>Are arrested/held
>Cars being towed away from Embassy
>Turkish go mad and apparently will arrest Dutch diplomats in Turkey
>Embassy is closed in Ankara
FUCK THOSE KEBABS! LET IT HAPPEN.
that's the tl;dr from a dutch friend
WILLIAM THE ORANGE WHEN
MAKE THE NETHERLANDS GREAT AGAIN
/destroy
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@Verm How are things over there?
>Year 2018
>Shia Labeouf has moved the HWNDU flag hundreds of times at this point.
>Contracts SpaceX for a very important mission
>Pays them 8 billion dollars to ship a streaming camera, a flag pole and a HWNDU flag to the dark side of the moon
>hewillnotdivide.us is now streaming a HWNDU flag back dropped by featureless black void (You can’t really see stars in the moons night sky.)
>/pol/ quickly figures out its on the darkside cause you can never see earth.
>/pol/ applies specialized filters to the feed in order to create a map of radiation exposure.
>cross references it with moons exposure to sun.
>Triangulates it to an area of about a square mile all in about 2 days
>Within a week a moon probe is created to check to see if their calculations are right
>Orbital plan made within a day
>Launched the next day.
>Within a couple of days the location is pinpointed
>Within a week a fully fledged moon lander has been crowdfunded.
>Built and orbital plan laid out by the next week
>Launched half a week later.
>Anon captures the HWNDU flag and leaves a kekistani one on the pole.
>This keeps happening with different planets and moons till /pol/ has visited every single body in the solar system
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>OMG Sicilians are totally white guise!
^^ Remember Edd from Ed Edd and Eddy? This is him now. Feel old yet?
Yeah
Ed
Ed was the tall dunce, Edd "Double D" was the nerd, Eddy was the con man
>The Turk on the right is sieg heiling
@Verm GET IN HERE WINDMILLNIGGER
>Basketweaving shields
can I be in the Netherlands police force?