i'm going to bed, if you want shit dm me in the morning @Kai

@Pip end yourself.

@coattailsandbowties nighty night

oh sorry

I was playing vidya games

Teach me to cook

lmao liar

Honestly just start out easy

Fry ups are a good place to start

Yeah but dont ever try again if you cant fry an egg on the first go

Am I dreaming or is T making me messier

Just deep fry the egg

Nigga how do you deep fry an egg?

As well as the sausage hash browns and all that shit

Deep fry it all

@Mike The Dick you pop the whole egg, shell and all, into the frier

Oh is that how they make a scotch egg?

"teach me to cook" is a pretty broad subject. anything in particular? learn how to follow a recipe, if you need techniques google it. once you have an understanding of how recipes work you can tweak @Kai

Kinda

Yeah dude

you'd have to boil it, then coat it in breadcrumbs, and put it in a deep fryer?

Oh teach me how cook chicken

to

Ooooooooo thats a leap

@Kai eat it raw like a man

Basics of cooking meat

how? boiled? poached? roasted? baked? grilled? fried?

Like a whole chicken?

I'll dm you

Im playing league

I'll answer tomorrow, i want sleep

Why cook when you can live off take aways, beans on toast, and fried everything?

Oh, and pot noodles

thought you were going to bed deceiver @Kai

Cus that leads to a degen lifestyle

I live off instant ramen whwn left on my own

I was being sad at your insults

And beans on toast

Sausage egg mushroom butties

I used to do that, frozen foods mainly

Sausage hashbrown, or hashbrown egg