Message from @Mike The Dick

Discord ID: 521376838170181649


2018-12-09 17:23:11 UTC  

Will pad it out a bit and gives it a bit of crunch, is noice

2018-12-09 17:23:25 UTC  

@potroaster are you fat

2018-12-09 17:23:28 UTC  

And dinnae lie

2018-12-09 17:23:31 UTC  

I'll know

2018-12-09 17:23:32 UTC  

ahhh I see what your saying,sounds v noice I will have to try it

2018-12-09 17:23:44 UTC  

Naw I'm maybe 9 an a half stone?

2018-12-09 17:23:49 UTC  

Ah

2018-12-09 17:23:57 UTC  

Skinny boi

2018-12-09 17:24:12 UTC  

Aye 5'10, always have bee

2018-12-09 17:24:17 UTC  

They should make makeup for bearded men

2018-12-09 17:24:21 UTC  

we want to be pretty too

2018-12-09 17:24:28 UTC  

Have to run around the shower to get wet?

2018-12-09 17:24:41 UTC  

DID YOU NOT TAKE THE HINT

2018-12-09 17:24:44 UTC  

STOP POSTING IT

2018-12-09 17:24:46 UTC  

NO ONE CARES

2018-12-09 17:24:48 UTC  

What do you gaiz think

2018-12-09 17:24:51 UTC  

NOW YOU GOT GULAG

2018-12-09 17:24:52 UTC  

forget to eat a lot then eat hunners of shite, but I'm sick so tonight I had pancakes, bacon and syrup for dinner

2018-12-09 17:25:07 UTC  

HEAVEN HEAR ME, I KNOW WE CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
ILL KEEP YOU INSIDE
EXCEPT @DickshittingCunt

2018-12-09 17:25:24 UTC  

Praise jebus

2018-12-09 17:25:29 UTC  

Nah, this is cuckoldry

2018-12-09 17:25:30 UTC  

​*Cringe*

2018-12-09 17:25:57 UTC  

^^^

2018-12-09 17:26:03 UTC  

Pooper gets it

2018-12-09 17:26:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/521377021620912178/image0.jpg

2018-12-09 17:26:14 UTC  

Yeah youd be right tbh.

2018-12-09 17:26:32 UTC  

Cuck my life into pieces
This is my wife’s black son
Humiliation
No breeding
Don’t give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

2018-12-09 17:26:32 UTC  

​*Cringe*

2018-12-09 17:26:37 UTC  

missus has just come home with matching Christmas pyjamas for us both

2018-12-09 17:27:01 UTC  

Im wearing the ones my ex gave me on christmas.

2018-12-09 17:27:03 UTC  

Pretty wholesome

2018-12-09 17:27:04 UTC  

You dont sleep nude?

2018-12-09 17:27:05 UTC  

They are comfy as fuck.

2018-12-09 17:27:09 UTC  

Normally I do but its cold nigga.

2018-12-09 17:27:10 UTC  

I wont lie. they're pretty comfy

2018-12-09 17:27:30 UTC  

I’m wearing Star Wars pyjamas

2018-12-09 17:27:34 UTC  

Hot water bottle my dude

2018-12-09 17:28:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/521377523796541470/commoners-of-medieval-europe.png

2018-12-09 17:28:17 UTC  

What was the bitch supposed to do if they got attacked?

2018-12-09 17:28:33 UTC  

Depends on who attacks them