Like

Damn

What is.....life?

neets unite

Just go to work in VC it'll work out

Just dont go to work at all

Stay home

https://youtu.be/jqL1mPWFR0s

*I totally won't get fired for running heavy machines on a phone*

Dont pay your bills and rent

@Dimorac Absolutely fantastic game, how far through are you?

Just sit in VC all the time

Even when you sleep and shit

just claim benefits

I don't make jet engine parts that literally keep you alive in the air

@ky

@sweatercowsandsass If yer on the bru yer housing benefits keep the roof over yer head so yeah, fuck work

I dont deal with sensitive customer data every day

So I'll be fine in VC

@Steve2 yeah you totally dont need to pay bills or anything

Exactly

Bills pay themselves

Food buys itself

Just walk into B&Q and start licking 2x4

Definitely

eventually someone will section you

and you can claim benefits for eternity

No thanks

Naw just nick shit then call the person racist if they try and report you

Yeah I don't need to worry about my weekly car payment

I dont need to worry about my £1000 bank loan for doing up my bathroom

https://twitter.com/VincentHatesGod/status/1073279785793712129

Wait a grand to do up the bathroom?

^

Are you installing a hot tub?

or a make shift sauna

@Steve2 bathroom and kitchen

I got a full new bathroom suite and a whole new kitchen

If its top to bottom and plumbing just a bathroom can be a few grand

@sweatercowsandsass Ah, makes sense. Kitchens are fuckin expensive

Most of it was paid by my housing association