What if I adopt you 😳

well currently i can't

adopt me please

i could have made it possible in the past

but i chose not to

partly cuz my genes suck

I'm gonna feed you the gay chemicals

and i get happiness from things besides passing on genes

I hope you don't mind im tainted with bisexuality 😩

i have no sense in my body that can detect genes

how would my brain be able to tell

I'll drag you to hell with me when I die bb

anyways it might be better for a child to be raised with normal parents

so that he doesnt get influenced as well

you can raise me 😉

i could

do it

I dare you

was gonna say there are studies that disprove this but tbh i couldnt care less to actually supply them

just the way id raise a dog

teach me how not to be gay, horse daddy 🥵

become my horse parent

why do u bring horses into this

you'd raise me like a dog?

i dont get it

horse avatar

do you love dogs

because your pfp

they're shitposting

oh

i just like horseriding

horse ride me 😳

but would you really raise me like a dog?

yes if u want to

yes honda

They would love and care for you and take you on a walk every day

yup

i feed my dogs well

how sweet

What if I told you your dogs are gay

🏳️‍🌈 🐕